if Your BF Suffers from SDS...
1. "Awwww... It's SO cute!"
2. "That's it? That's your finale?"
3. "No...really... That's it?"
4. "So...is it in yet?"
5. "Wow...it's THAT cold in here?"
6. "Oh...PUH-LEESE tell me it's cold in here..."
7. "My pinky could do a better job..."
8. "So that's why the tweezers were by the bathroom sink!"
9. "I heard white boys were small...but damn!"
10. "So YOU'RE the one that lowered the average!"
11. "Where do you find those extra-small condoms?"
12. "And I thought the tiny gag condoms were a joke... You sure proved me wrong!"
13. "So am I gonna need a dildo after this, or what?"
14. "Ohhh...now I know why you have so many ex-es..."
15. "So that's why you have such a huge truck!"
16. "So I guess I didn't have to practice on the Astro Pop... The popsicle stick would've worked just fine."
17. "So what do you stuff in there to make it look bigger...squirrel paws?"
18. "Have you thought of investing in a penis pump? You might want to. We can go and get one right now!"
19. "Is that a hard-on, right there?"
20. "Wow..." *long pause* "I'm outta here."
21. "Well, at least one of us is gonna have a good time tonight!"
22. "Ok...so I've heard of being hung like a horse...but hung like a rabbit?!"
23. "Ahhh...so that's why you're an all-star football player..."
24. "Just because you're hung like a rabbit, doesn't mean that you can go at it like one."
25. "What'd you name him...Mr. Smalls?"
26. "Oh...let me get my magnifying glass!"
27. "Why don't you go and stand behind my car, because 'things in the mirrors are larger than they appear'..."
28. *starts laughing hysterically* "Buh bye."
29. "Well...a girl has needs...and you sure won't fulfill mine."
30. "Wow. That's the smallest one I've seen yet!"
31. "Through puberty, it never grew?"
32. "So did my 5'5" ex get the other 5" of you, or what?"
33. "Did you never have a growth spurt down there?"
34. "Well.... You're DEFINITELY not Jewish."
35. "Are you sure you're not part Asian or Mexican?"
36. "PLEASE tell me that doesn't run in your family....cuz your older brother is HELLA hot...not to mention single."
37. "So...how many sperm come out...one?"
38. "Pinch me...please tell me I'm dreaming.... I NEED to wake up.... Now."
39. "I knew I should've gone with that chicka...."
40. "So that's where the expression 'needle dick' comes from..."
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