Psycho Bitch here! :) I wanted to make my own funky page. Mainly becuase I'm really super bored... On here, you'll find some interesting things. I'm going to post some E-Mail forwards that I found amusing. Plus some random rants and raves. I should update this page at least once a week. Should being the key word there. If one of ya'll finds an interesting e mail and would like me to preview it and update it on this page, please e mail it to me at [email protected]
Love ya'll!
The Psycho Bitch
I keep an on line journal so you can go HERE to view it :)
Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
There is no access to fast food.
Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
The last man wins . . . only iff... he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years . . . eventually earning the right to be called
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"Mother."
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March 26, 2004
Abortion
Women have fought too fucking long to have their right to abort an unborn child taken away from them. It was passed both in the Senate and in Congress that an attack on a pregnant women is basically worse than just attacking a women. This is the first time that the fetus is considered to be separated from the mother. How fucking stupid is that? The fetus is basically a thing. You can't determine what sex it is until you are well into your pregnancy. Next thing congress wants to do is over rule the Roe Vs. Wade which gave women the right to abort a child. Let me tell you something Mr. SOB of a fucking President, you can't take this right away from women! It is THERE body. For every child that should have been aborted and wasn't, should live with you. Can you imagine how many children that would be? Yeah, a lot. I just tried to look that up and since the doctors who perform the abortion can't tell who was in there, they have no records of how many are performed each year. Here are a few damn good reasons on why women should have the right to abort an unborn child.
1. If the women decides to keep the child and doesn't want to, the child will feel unwanted most or all of its life. That leads to depression and maybe even suicide. If the women gives it up for adoption, it could live the rest of its life in an orphanage and then just be 'set free' once the child turns 18. Wow, more unwantedness... How wonderful is that?
2. If the women again decides to keep it, how often will the father stick around? Especially if the women is in her teens, what teenage father is honestly going to stick around? Not many that I know of.... It isn't good for the child's psychological well being to only be raised by one parent. It just isn't right. There comes a time in a child's life that it needs to be closer to the same sex parent or the opposite sex parent. With one parent missing, there goes either of the stages (depending on the sex of the child).
3. Again, if the women decides to keep it instead of having an abortion, more than likely only one parent is working. And that's at your local fast food restaurant. Where are they going to get the money? Now, their parents could be against them having a child and completely cut them off. So, they go down the local wel fare office and get food stamps and a decently large check every month. Where does that money fucking come from? YOU! Well, you meaning the tax payers. So instead of the couple spending a couple hundred bucks on an abortion, they are costing tax payers a couple hundred dollars a MONTH! so they can support their unwanted child who is probably going to commit suicide in their teenage years.
Man, welcome to America.