Philosophy: Chocolate Fixes ANYTHING!
Had a bad day? Horrible break up? Think you failed a test? Not to worry! Just have some chocolate! It fixes everything! This is because chocolate releases happy endorphins in the brain. In fact, it's the same chemical that sex releases!
Philosophy: Fickle People
If a person can't make up their mind if they want to date you, leave. They aren't worth your time because it will be like that through out the relationship. Their fickleness will cause arguments and more than likely a break up. Those fickle people need to find other fickle people to be with.
Philosophy: Friends vs. Boy/girlfriends
Never, I mean NEVER put your boyfriend or girlfriend before you friends! Boy/girlfriends come and go, but a true friendship will last a lifetime! Besides, your friends will appreciate it!
Philosophy: The Right to Complain
Do you know people who just complain and complain and want your advice or for you just to feel sorry for them? And they never end up using your advice anyways? Well, here is something EVERYONE should live by! You do NOT have the right to complain unless you are willing to take action and change it. For instant, Jennifer's back ALWAYS hurts. So, she tries to get someone to pop it, take drugs or to briefly mention it and not just drag on about it.
Philosophy: What Mommy Doesn't Know, Won't Hurt YOU!
The more you keep from your mother, the better! The less of the bad stuff your mom knows about you, the more innocent you look in her eyes. The more innocent you look, the more of her trust you have. The more she trusts you, the more trouble you can get into!!!!!
Philosophy: Bad Parents
Bad parents are very hurtful, even if they don't see it. They don't see that anything, and everything, is more important than their child(ren), and that they hurt their child(ren) every time they choose something else over them. Bad parents are overall, bad, but they ARE good for one thing, in our opinion; and that is so the child(ren) can learn from their parents' mistakes and not hurt their child(ren) as they were hurt growing up under their parents.
Philosophy: Thinking about Dating Someone?
If you are thinking about dating someone, there�s two categories to judge them in.
1. What you personally think of them. Are they cute? Will they treat you well? Are they worth your time? And on down the line.
2. What your Mom will think of them. If you were to bring them to meet the family, would they like the way they dress? Would the tattoos and millions of piercings be a tad bit too distracting? Do they cuss way too much? A little too ghetto? You know, things parents, especially mothers, would pick apart about the person.
Now, after you consider how they rank, you can date them. Just remember though, if Momma doesn�t like who you bring home, she�ll make it VERY clear� And your life will become living hell until your partner is out of the picture.
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