1. Be a gentleman
a. Open ALL doors (even when they�re not wearing a skirt or dress)
b. Offer to pay
c. Give her the respect she deserves
2. Flowers aren�t just for birthdays and Valentine�s Day
3. Surprises are ALWAYS welcome
4. When Aunt Flow is visiting, just DON�T GO THERE!
5. DON�T ogle; slyly glancing is allowed, but NO OGLING!
6. Breasts don�t have mouths, so DON�T talk to them because they WON�T talk back
7. Little things always matter
8. Only say �I love you� if you truly mean it
9. Don�t make her choose between you and her friends; especially her guy friends
10. Don�t lie; you may end up losing the best thing that ever happened to you
11. Be blunt; if you want to end it, tell her, if you don�t like something, then say so
12. Don�t wake her up for a booty call; just don�t do it, you�ll be sorry if you do�..
13. Be romantic; it�s not all about sex
14. Actions ALWAYS speak louder than words
15. After an argument, always apologize; she will too
16. Don�t be controlling; ALL THE TIME that is
17. If you think she�s a rebound, she probably is, so don�t start anything until you are ready
18. If you think about her often, call her often
19. Make notes of all important dates (birthdays, anniversaries, etc)
20. ALWAYS support her in everything she does; it will mean the world to her
21. ALWAYS introduce her to your mom, if mom doesn�t like her then she�s not the one
22. Your eyes say what you can�t, and she�ll be able to see it
23. Eye contact is ALWAYS IMPORTANT, look her in the eyes at ALL TIMES
24. Show your feelings to her, IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE
25. When you�re in public, maker your relationship known to all around you
26. When another female hits on you, tell her that you are taken
27. Show that you take pride in being with her; no matter where you may be
28. Things that may seem corny to you may mean the world to her and may be very romantic
29. Call her, even if it�s just to say hi; it will mean a lot
30. RETURN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER PHONE CALLS� ASAP!
31. Love letters and poems ARE NOT OVERRATED
32. Make sure to tell her what you�ll be doing so she won�t worry and/or begin to question the relationship
33. Be COMPLETELY OPEN with her about the relationship, your feelings, each other�s past and the future
34. Don�t be afraid of scaring her away; if she truly cares about you, she�ll understand and/or feel the same
35. Once a cheat, always a cheat; remember that
36. A relationship is 50/50 and a two-way street
37. As J. Lo said, �Love don�t cost a thing.�
38. DON�T EVER CHECK OUT OTHER GIRLS IN FRONT OF HER!
39. Always meet and get to know all of her closest friends
40. No matter what she may say, chocolate helps with ANYTHING
41. Looks can ALWAYS BE DECEIVING, therefore, don�t EVER judge a book by it�s cover
42. DON�T hump her leg. She may be a bitch, but you�re not a dog. She won�t enjoy it
43. DON�T EVER ask a girl her weight. It�s a touchy subject and none of your business
44. DON�T fight the collar and leash; they�re gonna go on whether you like it or not. Get over it.
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