Hello fellow readers!  My name is Dr. Colee.  If you all don't know, I'm am Psycho Bitch's psychologist.  I have my PHD in Psychology and LOVE to help people.  Psycho Bitch kindly asked me to do a help page on her and Brainy's web site.  I was more than happy to help out.  So far, I have a few e mails asking me questions.  Feel free to email me at [email protected] Psycho will forward the e mails on to my own e mail account. 
Dear Dr. Colee,
     My boyfriend suffers SERVERLY from what Psycho and Brainy call SDS.  How can he �full-fill my needs�?
          Thanks
              -Hasn�t Had the Big O


Hasn�t Had the Big O,
     Is there chemistry between the to of you?  If not, leave and find yourself a Jewish guy.  They aren�t just known for their big noses!  *wink*
     Anyways, if you are really into this guy, here are some tips for you!
1. Try doggie style.  It may be something you would have to get use to, but it does make it feel like the penis is bigger.
2. Put your legs over his shoulder.  The tighter you get, the bigger he will feel.
3. If those don�t work, there�s always oral sex and the use of his hand.
4. If push comes to shove, invest in a dildo or vibrator or even become lesbian.  Whatever floats the boat!

HELP ME DOC!
     My girlfriend and I have been together for a few weeks.  The other day, she said she LOVED! me and wants to get married eventually.  I�m not sure if she�s the one for me or even if I love her.  What should I do?!
          -Mr. Scared


Mr. Scared,
     Well hun, your girlfriend has a point.  When you meet the person who you are destined to spend the rest of your life with, you will feel it the second you guys meet.  If you don�t feel this way, you need to tell her.  Tell her you aren�t sure.  She�ll either start crying or leave you.  But if it wasn�t meant to be, you can�t make it work out.  If you try, the relationship will end very horribly.
     I hope you didn�t tell her that you loved her back�  If you did, you�re a fucking asshole.  If not, you did the right thing.  Again, you need to EXPRESS your feelings to her.  If you don�t love her just yet, tell her that you will say it back when you are ready.  Again, this can cause her to cry.  But oh well, she can get over it.  If not, you can do better.
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