1. Your Man
2. Chocolate
3. Pint of Ben and Jerry's
4. Alcoholic drinks such as, MHL, etc...
5. Sacred secrets
6. Underwear
7. Sex toys
8. Used tampons/pads
9. Sex partners (duh!)
10. STD's (duh! again)
11. Puke buckets (or bowls, or whatever...)
12. Needles
13. Crack (*wink*)
14. Your phone number...or anyone else's.....
15. Bad advice
16. Snot rags (aka...tissues)
17. All the thoughts that you may think.....*wink*
18. Deeply emotional letters that someone writes to you (or letters that reveal something)
19. Bathroom stories
20. Used toilet paper
21. Used condoms and such........*wink*
22. Same-sex fantasies
23. Boogers/snot/loogies
24. Cooties
25. The size of your boyfriend's balls...NO MATTER how big they are...
26. Naked pictures of your bf/gf....NO MATTER how hot they are...
27. Sexual feelings/fantasies about one of your family members
28. The size of your dog's huge dick
29. Toothbrushes
30. Stories about how many crimes you've committed...and haven't gotten caught
31. The number of how many shotguns your dad has...and the location of each of them
32. Your drug habits
33. How long your police record is
34. The number of the bf's you've had who've been shot by the shotguns
35. The location of the bodies of the people who've been shot by the shotguns
36. How many times you've served yourself...*wink*
37. How long it's been since you last had sex
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