| *Just so ya know* Sprotanized butterflychickens wear toesocks in the winter. They have seven feathers on their left ears and five on their noses. When do you see these sprotanized butterflychickens? When they fly towards the moon at Hanukkah. You see, these sprotanized butterflychickens are Jewish sprotanized butterflychickens who live like nomads during duck season. "Why during duck season?" you ask. Because ducks are just cool of course, and Jewish sprotanized butterflychickens are smart enough to know that. |