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| Dale Earnhardt jokes: Q. What was the last thing to go through Dale Earnhardt's mind before he died? A. The steering column. Q. What's the difference between Batman and Dale Earnhardt? A. The wall folds down for Batman. Q. Did you hear about Dale Earnhardt? A. He was so happy that his teammate won the race that he just went to pieces. Q. Dale is getting out of racing and going into agriculture? A. Yeah, He just bought the farm. Too bad about Dale Earnhardt...what an off the wall way to go! Dale has traded his racing uniform for a pine leisure suit. Q. I heard that Dale Earnhardt was recently kicked out of a Las Vegas blackjack table. A. Apparently he had a problem taking turns I guess Dale was so tired after 499 miles, he just needed a place to crash. Q. What does NASCAR stand for? A. Need Another Stock Car Racer. Sears dropped Earnhardt from it's Craftsman Tool ads because of the lifetime guarantee. Q. Where are they buying Dale's coffin? A. WALLmart. And in closing, let me say a word for rememberance for the Late Great "Intimidator"...... In observance of Dale Earnhardt's passing, all mullets should be at half nape. |