| Weekly Websites & Jokes |
| 12/6/00: Blow the rump trumpet A new wanna-be animated series about teenage biracial siamese twins Where to go: Hand held PC can be a public potty pointer Sore Loserman 2000 We're so sorry Uncle Albert Jokes: You know you're a computer geek when..... 1. You thing of money in terms of potential hardware purchases. For example, when mailing the car payment you think, "there goes a Geforce." 2. All beverages that you consume contain either caffeine or are alcoholic. 3.Empty cans from aforementioned beverages usually number in the teens and protectively guard your workspace. 4. You have at any time in your life sustained an injury from a high CFM case fan. 5. You have a scar from said injury. 6. You are proud of it. 7. Your diet consists of foods that are hard to quantify as part of any major food group except "preservatives." 8. While writing on paper you look fo rthe "undo" key and become angered when you realize that youv'e permanently screwed soemthing up. 9. Five minutes later you look for the undo key again. 10. You're not a pale computer geek. You're "pigmentally challenged." 11. You whine and bitch about Microsoft on a message board you're viewing in IE. Then you leave and check your mail in Outlook. 12. Everyone is an LBP until you get DSL at which point they need to "quit bitching." 13. Daikatana 14. You laughed out loud when reading number 13. 15. Your friends head to a hardware store to build the perfect bong and you're thinking, "I could make a waterblock out of that." 16. Your PC is louder than any other of your major appliances. 17. You openly mock pimped out cars as they pass you on the highway and then return home to your neon light modded case. 18. Your hatred for Best Buy and CompUSA is unparalled. But, you bought something there yesterday because you "really needed it." 19. Geforece 2 Ultras are outrageously priced and you think NVIDIA is raping consumers. Yours is on backorder. 20. You bought the nicest case money can buy, but the cover hasn't been on it for at least a week. |