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Eh, Paisano! This is for all you goombas out there!!
You have to be Italian when..........
1. You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, and you still cry when your mother yells at you.
2. You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit 2 mortadella "sangwiches", 4 oranges and 3 bananas into a regular paper lunch bag.
3. Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a 76 Monte Carlo.
4. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.
5. You consider dunking a pack of Stella Doro "S" cookies in milk a nutritious breakfast.
6. You live in a 900 square foot bungalow, but still have 2 kitchens (one in the basement).
7. Your 2 best friends are your cousin and brother-in-law's brother-in-law.
8. You are a card-carrying VIP at more than 3 dance clubs.
9. You have at least 5 cousins living on your street. All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
10. A high school diploma and 1 year of community college has earned you the title of "professore" among your aunts.
11. You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.
12. You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
13. If someone in your family grows beyond 5'6", it is presumed his mother had an affair.
14. There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.
15. You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
You REALLY REALLY know you're Italian when:
1. You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.
2. You know what a rice ball really is.
3. You know the words to "Dominick The Donkey" by heart.
4. Christmas Eve. . . . only fish. . . .
5. Have a gold chain, cross and your horn. . .
6. You have a stupid nickname. "fuhggetaboutit"
7. Your Nana's meatballs are the best.
8. You eat Zeppolli whenever you go to 18th Ave. Feast (gotta live in Brooklyn)
9. Favorite movies: Godfather/Goodfellas/BronxTale/The Last Don/Moonstruck
10. You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you
11. Plastic on the furniture is normal.
12. Know how to pronounce "manicotti".
13. After you work out, you can ring out your T-shirt as if you just took a shower in it.
14. You've called someone a "mamaluke".