| Weekly Websites & Jokes |
| 11/29/00: Win a shower with Jesus and here's his home page... Hating Courtney Love Rednecks everywhere rejoice.....your art is recognized Now we've all seen the site where you rate chicks, but how about Stories from retailers with tasteless customer stories Gut feelings cry out for waste I guess we all knew this would happen at some point Nothing a little "home correction" can't solve.....right? Jokes: Q: What does the first thing a woman do when she gets home from the battered wives clinic? A: The dished, or she's right back in it! Q: How do you know when Monica is mad at Bill? A: The cigars start tastin' like shit! NEWS FLASH!!! Japan sent us 50,000cases of Viagra. They heard that our entire country can't get an election! New Slogans for Florida: Florida: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive. Florida: Home of the electile dysfunction Florida: We count more than you do. Florida: If you don't like the way we count, then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. Florida: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed! Florida: Relax, Retire, Re-vote Florida: Viagra voters do it again! Florida: What comes after 17,311? Florida: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us. Florida: We don't cheat in football. Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount! -or- Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice. Palm Beach County: We ou the "duh" in Florida. Sign on I-95: Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait....10 miles. |