The Biology Test
Written: 8.3.01
This Biology test is evil!
A Frosh test?
I think not.
I think it is more like MCATs.
Maybe if I ace this,
I’ll be set for med school
But this is hard,
So I won’t get an “A”
Nucleotide analogue reverse
transcriptase inhibitor!
Who cares?
I wonder if I spelled it right
for this poem.
Viruses are not cells, I hope.
You die when you get a 106.7
fever, right?
God, my mind is blank!
I wish we could use notes.
Oh, good. Some extra credit.
No, I don’t know that either!
Ugh, my life is flashing before
my eyes!
An hour and a half is not
enough.
Maybe I should have studied
more.
Damn, there’s the bell.
I guess I have to go.
I guess this is it.
The final threshold.
Take my punishment now…
Oh no?
Whew, it was only my imagination.
I need to take the test…
Now? NO!!!!!!!!