| Lil' Red in da Hood |
| There once was a homie, they called Lil' Red. They called him that, cause of the red cap on his head. One day he decided to visit his mom who was locked up in jail; the woman robbed the liquor store, the cops came around and she got nailed. So anyway, Lil' Red started to trek all through the hood, goin over to the jail, as fast as he could. Now Lil' Red was hardcore, but he had to watch his back, 'cause this hustla was after him, a hustla named Jack. While Lil' Red was walkin, Jack went to the jail with his guys. They beat up Lil' Red's mom, and Jack went in disguise. So Lil' Red rolled in, and thought Jack was his mom so he said, wassup mom, I ain't see you in so long. But dang woman, you got a big ol head. Better to think about you with, and hope your not dead. But dang woman you got a big ol rock. Well here at the jail, they got me liften a lot. Dang Mom , where that gold tooth come from. It reminds me of a fool named Jack, wait a sec, you ain't my mom, You is Jack. That's right Red, I come to getcha. Not if I can help it, no one treats my son like that mista. Lil' Red's mom jumped up, and knocked Jack over the head. You da best Mom, I missedya Momma Red. |
| A modern day Little Red Riding Hood By: Kip Curnutt |