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Phone: Ring Ring!!
Inu-Yasha: What the hell? *Picks up phone cautiously* Uhh...Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is Mrs. Higurashi home?
Inu-Yasha: Who?
Telemarketer: Mrs. Higurashi.
Inu-Yasha: Heeeeegoooraasheee?
Telemarketer: Uhh...Yes...
Inu-Yasha: *Calling to Kagome up in her room* Oy! Idiot wench! Someone in this little box thing wants you!
Kagome: *Calling down the stairs* Little box thing? Inu-Yasha, how many times do I have to tell you that the TV is not dangerous! And the microwave doesn't talk either!
Inu-Yasha: Are you a microoohhhwaavvve?
Phone: *Dialtone*
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Phone: RING RING!
Shippo: Hey! This thing's ringing at me! What do I do? *Cautiously picks up the phone*
Telemarketer: Hello sir. Have I got a deal for you!
Shippo: A deal? Why is this thing talking! Where is that voice coming from? Hello? Hello?
Kagome: *Walks down the stairs and picks up the phone which is covered with Shippo's little demon-stay-where-you-are-and-don't-move scrolls* ...
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Phone: Ring ring!!!
Miroku: Huh? *Picks up phone curiously* Uhhh...Hello?
Telemarketer: Why hello. This isn't Mr Higurashi is it?
Miroku: Nope, I'm single. You know, not married or with anyone. *In a Joey from Friends voice* How you doin'?
Telemarketer: I'm fine, thanks for asking. Now sir-
Miroku: Will you bear my child? You have a sexy voice.
Telemarketer: ...Bear your child? I'm just trying to sell you some wooden dancing clogs.
Miroku: Fine, here's the deal. I'll buy the wooden clog things and you can bear my child. What are you wearing?
Phone: *Click*
Miroku: Hello? No don't go! I need someone to bear my child! I'll buy two clog things! Three?
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Alright, contribute to this people! I've run out of ideas! Send me your ways for Inu-Yasha characters to get rid of telemarketers! They can be for a character that I've already done too.
Send your ideas HERE!
