| Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex It's legal to play hockey professionally. The puck is always hard. The protective equipment is reusable. It lasts a full hour. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds. Periods last only 20 minutes. A 2-on-1 and a 3-on-1 is not uncommon. You can count on it at least twice a week. Your parents cheer when you score. You can tell your friends about it afterwards. |