| Away Messages & Buddy Icons! |
| AMISH: You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus... Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the Trust System... So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation |
| ANSWERING MACHINE: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of (screen name here)... Your message will be answered in the order which it was recieved... Your number is 8,243,605... Please hold, your message is very important to me! |
| BATHROOM: the average person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day... this is one of those times! |
| BLIND: if blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? |
| BRAIN: Quiet brain! or i'll poke you with another Q-Tip! |
| CHAIR: I fell out of my chair... This could take awhile... Leave a message while your waiting... |
| CURSED PAPER: Have you ever come across a spot on a piece of paper where your pen just won't write for some reason? That drives me crazy cuz then you freak out and everyone looks at you funny, and you need to come up some alibi like "the paper is CURSED!" when you know damn well that is has probably happened to them before too... |
| AWAY: hey, i'm away... leave a message so i can contact you back... i am NOT telepathic! despite any previous misconceptions! so if you WANT to talk to me, you'll HAVE to leave a message! no questions asked!! |
| END OF WORLD: The world is coming to an end. Please log off. |
| FLASH: brb in a flash... FLASH!!! am i back yet? damn! my teletransportamajig must be malfunctioning again! i will be right there as soon as i fix it... testing 1-2-3... testing 1-2-3... !!!!!FLASH!!!!!! am i back yet? damn... this make take longer than expected... leave a message while you wait |
| FRIDGE: (screen name here)'s computer is broken... this is his/her fridge filling in... ok, you can leave a message now... but say it very slowly so i can right it down on a post-it note and stick it to myself |
| GO BYE: me no here, me go bye, leave me message, me reply! |
| HATE: don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't tell you where they are or when they'll be back? |
| HE'S MINE: i love him, oh yes i do! he's for me, not for you... So if by chance, yuo take my place - I'll take my fist, and punch your face! :) PS: i'm not kidding! remember that chic from math class? did u ever wonder why she "moved"? |
| IDIOT: never fight with an idiot! they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience! |
| INSANITY: i don't suffer from insanity! i enjoy every minute of it! |
| LARGE GROUPS: never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups! |
| LIZARD URINE: did you know lizard urine is a paste? kinda gives a whole new meaning to "cheez whiz", don't it? |
| LOOKING: i've gone to look for myself... if i return before i get back, please tell me to wait for myself so i can punish me for running away from me again! this is the third time this week! |
| LOSER: %n is a loser!!! everyone IM them and make fun of them! |
| MISTAKE: experience is wonderful! it enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again |
| NO SUN: a day without sun is like... you know... night! |
| OLAF: i believe Olaf the Incoherant put it best when he said "Urrglif neetso poddy tip ninny wig nam"! |
| PINNOCHIO: WARNING! consumption of alcohol is the leading factor in dancing like a disjointed pinnochio! |
| PRIDE: Pride is tasteless, colorless, and odorless... Yet it is the hardest thing to swallow |
| PSYCHIC: if you want to know where i am, call a psychic... if your too lazy to do that, you can just leave a message and i'll reply when i get back... |
| REALITY: reality is a nice place... but i wouldn't want to live there... |
| SATTELITES: pressing ALT & F4 together alot of times will enable you to give me your message directly, through the sattelites we all have in our heads |
| SCREAM: i'm not here right now, but if you scream really loud into the moniter! i might be able to hear you!! |
| SMOKE=PEE: having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool! |
| STATISTICS: statistics say people that eat living longer than people that don't... so i am lengthening my life right now! bbl |
| STUPID: don't play stupid with me!! i'm better at it.. |
| THOUGHT: i am lost in thought... and seeing as this is unfamiliar territory, i might be gone for a while... leave a message in the meantime |
| USELESS: there is nothing so useless as doing effeciently, that which should not be done at all |
| VISIBLE STAR: sometimes only one star is visible at night. I look up at that only visible star, and it makes me realize just how lonely life can feel sometimes... and then day comes and i look up again at the only visible star in the sky... and blind myself! |
| These are some of the better ones i have now... any suggesions or messages you would like to share... e-mail me! |
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| just right click... hit "save as"... give it a name... then open your AIM, and go to "prefs"... choose "buddy icons" from the left side... and where it says "browse PC..." click that, and find the icon, click on it... and VOI LA! there's your icon! |
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| Well, this is all i have... but here are some great icon sites... |
| <-- originalicons.com has a great selection of buddy icons, away messages, aim help sites, themes, and smilies too! |
| For other away messages you can try these great sites! |
| <-- originalicons.com has a great selection of away messages, buddy icons, aim help sites, themes, and smilies too! |
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| WANT TO MAKE YOU OWN UNIQUE BUDDY ICON?! |
| here's how!!! |
| go to http://www.bannermakerpro.com and download the free 15 day trial... (u save 10% if you buy it within 3 days...) but if u just want to make an icon or 2 to use, then not use it anymore... go download it... then make the banner the size of a buddy icon (50 pixels by 50 pixels) follow the steps... and then save it in a folder where you can find it again! open the sn you wish to use it on (make sure it is less than 7168 bytes, or about 3 slides at "small file", if it's animated) open "Pref's"... choose "Buddy Icons" from the left... click "Browse PC..." and find your icon, click on it, and there u go! ur own unique buddy icon!! you can even alter inanimate icons by hitting "open"... choosing the icon you have saved... and adding to it! (PS: it is A LOT simpler than it looks...) |
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| PS: if any of these icons don't work (like, u get an error message saying the file is too big to use as an icon... please excuse the inconvenience and e-mail me and tell me which icon it is, so i can remove it...) thank you |
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| <NOTE: pressing ALT & F4 together closes open windows on the computer... |
| <NOTE: using %n inserts the sn of the person READING the message/profile, no one else will see that sn (they would see their own sn) |
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| FOOLISH: better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than speak out and remove all doubt! |
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| FUNERALS: I used to hate going to weddings... Seemed like all my aunts and grandmotherly types would come up to me, poke me in the ribs, and cackle "You're next!"... They laid off that shit when i started doing the same thing to them at funerals... |
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| INSPIRING: Sometimes it's holding on that makes you stronger... Sometimes it's letting go... Sometimes it's never giving up that adds to your character... Sometimes it's giving in Sometimes you have to have a grip on life... Sometimes it's forced out of your hands... so...... Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one is listening, Love like you've never been hurt, and Live like each day is your last |
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| TIME: time is the best teacher... unfortunately, it kills all it's students... |
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| WAITING: I'll be back in a second... If not, wait longer... |
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| <Note>: once downloaded for the 15 day trial, it cannot be downloaded again... so make use of it while you can |
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| LIFE: LIFE: It's sexually transmitted and always fatal! |
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| DUCKS AND ELEPHANTS: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires! Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks! |
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| NATURE: nature calls..................... I must answer! |
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