Why is your name spelled like that?
Because that's how it was given to me at birth...?

4'10"?! You're short for a 15-year-old!
Whoa, you're a rocket scientist, aren't you!?

Can we be pen pals?
No.

Can I at least have your address?
Sorry, I don't give my address/phone number out online.

Will you be my online friend?
No, sorry, I've had bad past experiences.

Will you be my DeadJournal friend?
Now that is a maybe. Just comment on one of my entries asking to be my friend, and I'll check out your journal/userinfo. If I like you, I'll add you!

You are such a poser!!
Thanks! :)

That's all I can think of for now. Still have a question? Feel free to e-mail me!