Author: yoruko
Title: Gruesome
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There once was a boy named Lu,
Who just couldn't stand tying his shoe.
And so one day,
On the well he decided to play.
Remains floated up the flushing Loo.
His mother shouted, "Oh help!"
"We must get the rest of the whelp!"
The gory bits.
Made the village throw fits,
Of the cholera everyone felt!
The sanitation commitee declared "What a mess!"
For it was causing many distress.
So they boarded it tight,
And set it alight.
The cries of the burning in duress.
And that is the end of this tale.
Who's moral's grasp you can't fail.
For because of Lu's shoes,
And his ending so blue,
Everyone goes straight to Hell.