You know your computer is possessed o_O when ..

1. It starts making loading noises even when no program is active or open.

2. When you are online, you hear someone's voice emanating from the speakers. Occasionally you hear echoing maniacal laughter.

3. You hear vocals in a Trance or Techno track when you are sure you never heard any before.

4. You are hit with dozens of pop-up "Illegal Operation" messages each time you attempt to run Scandisc or Virus Scanner.

5. Your computer takes the liberty of changing the reading on how much free disk space you have left each time you turn it on, even though you are sure you've never downloaded or installed anything recently.

6. Your screen flashes all sorts of exotic colors. Eventually, it stays in a black background and a mysterious neon-green "Let me show you how far the rabbit hole goes.." message is typed in letter by letter.

7. Your monitor starts vibrating. Your neighbor overhears it and tells you to stop playing with your toys.

8. The MP3s on your hard drive mysteriously disappear one by one from your folders.

9. The demo version of Oni that you downloaded warps into the full version the day after you've first played it.

10. Mysterious streams of smoke emanate from your speakers, along with crazy unending giggling, chuckling, and laughter.

11. Each time you open up Internet Explorer, you are redirected to my site.

12. You get a pop-up message telling you that the trial version of WIndows 98 has expired. You have 5 minutes to transfer all your files to CDRs before your computer switches over to DOS mode.

13. Your computer automatically restarts after you finish the 23rd page of your 35-page term paper. Not a single page of your work has been saved.

14. The "Boston" logo on your "Boston Acoustics" speakers is replaced by a new US city name every time you look at them.

15. You hear burping or coughing coming from your microphone.

16. Your computer screen warps into a blank white screen. After a few seconds, it starts flashing into all sorts of colors, following the beat of some techno music you've never heard before.

17. You turn on your computer one day to find that it has shifted to black-and-white mode. You check the date at the lower right corner and it reads: September 9, 1945, We are at war with the deranged mustache man.

18. You are in a angry fit after going through a bad day and chuck around all sorts of things in your room. Suddenly you hear the sound of a pop-up message on the screen: "Seek help". You click OK.

19. You place a big jar of Party Mix in front of your monitor. When you return, it's no where in sight and your computer looks bigger than before.

20. You press the eject button to eject a CD that you finished listening to. The drive comes out half way, stops, and goes back into the slot. You press the eject button again and the same thing happens again, but before it goes all the way in, you grab hold of the drive. Following this is the fight of your life, with you at one end and the CPU at the other. (Don't worry. YOU CAN DO IT!)

21. Your printer won't print your report and you start cursing at it. Suddenly, you hear someone say "Hey, buddy, leave my girl alone". You listen more closely and realize that it came from the direction of your computer speakers.

22. The System Resources reading keeps going down until it reaches 3%. If you haven't fainted yet, you see it start going back up, then down, and up and down, down and up, up up down .. according to the beat of the techno MP3 you're listening to.

23. You are scrolling rapidly down a web page to get to the bottom and there are several pauses in the browser window along the way.

24. You find yourself calling your computer a retard and all sorts of names on a continual basis (or maybe you just need some anger therapy).

25. Your house is the only one on the block to suddenly lose all electrical power. You decide to go back into your room and cry when you see your computer powering up. The screen is flashing all sorts of bright colors (as if your eyes weren't screwed up already) and it even has an aura the color of the monitor.

All of the flash movies below are hilarious and will make you burst into tears rolling on the floor, etc., but the Keeper of the Vault is not responsible for any trauma (-_-;) that you may experience from disturbing displays of crude language, nudity, and/or violence that may be present in them. I did not have any part in their creation and all comments should be sent to the attention of the corresponding author. This understanding applies to all the other flash movies on NewGrounds.com, the site which hosts these flash movies.

For you convenience, each movie is ranked according to overall quality and humor on a scale from 0-10. Letters that accompany each description let you know if the flash movie contains elements of violence (V), crude language (L), and/or nudity (N). Enjoy and please remember - the decision to view any one is solely at the user's discretion.