| If I were a Sailor Senshi... |
| I will figure out what the hell I'm doing with my hands during my "I will punish you" speach Any transformations that take longer than five seconds are banned I will have the ability to fire my voice actor/ess No attacks will involve gymnastics No attack will take longer than two seconds If my future daughter is a brat, I will look into birth control I will not say something someone else has already pointed out ten times, not matter how much I may want to I will not have a hair style that reminds anyone of food, horns, or anything else If I am Jupiter, I will not wear that stupid antennae like thing on my tiara I will gag Serena As long as I'm at it, I will gag Rini I will respond to Haruka's come-ons I will use armor I will not run around in anything besides a good pair of sneakers, high heals might look good but they're murder on your feet My attack names will make sense I will not waste my time healing the bad guys I will not worry about death or defeat, villians can't win in the Anime Universe I will watch my non-senshi friends carefully, they will be the next person to be attacked I will not abuse my cat I will trade Rini for ChibiChibi I will not fall in love with every male that breathes |