Hair Gel

Part one- Heero Yuy

"Heero, your mission is to apply hair gel to your hair and make it stay."

"Mission accepted."

(Puts hair gel in hair but it doesn't work.)

"Mission failure." 

(Presses self-destruction button.  Falls to the ground.  Stares up at the sky.)

"Hair. . . . "


Part two- Duo Maxwell

(He gets the hair gel bottle out but find out that it's empty.)

"Damn it!  The God of Death! . . . . Will get another bottle.


Part three- Quatre Reberba Winner

(Puts hair gel in hair but it's not staying.)

"It shouldn't be like this, it's not right.  We should work together!"


Part four- Chang Wufei

(Puts hair gel on, not working.)

"You're a weakling!  I don't have to take this!!"

(Tries again but it's still not working.)

"INJUSTICE!!"


Part five- Colonel Une

(Hair Gel bottle empty.  Holds bottle in hands and looks at the bottle.)

"Hair Gel, you were brilliant. . ."

(Throws bottle out.)

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