Equations

Problem 1

Merl + Knife = ?
Merl + Knife = Dead Merl

Problem 2

Dead Merl =?
Dead Merl = Merl in hell

Problem 3

Merl + Knife + me + Van = ?
Merl + Knife + me + Van = Van and I live happily ever after and Dead Merl

Problem 4

Me + Merl = ?
Me + Merl = Slow and painful death for Merl

Problem 5

Ryoko + Tenchi + Aeka = ?
Ryoko + Tenchi + Aeka = Ryoko and Tenchi live happily ever after and Dead Aeka

Problem 6

Tenchi + Ryoko + Aeka + Washuu + Sasami + Kiyone + Mihoshi = ?
Tenchi + Ryoko + Aeka + Washuu + Sasami + Kiyone + Mihoshi = Tenchi with six crazy women after him

Problem 7

Ryo-Ohki + Ken-Ohki =?
Ryo-Ohki + Ken-Ohki = Ryo-Ohki and Ken-Ohki live happily ever after and Ryoko and Nagi without their spaceships

Problem 8

Trunks + me = ?
Trunks + me = 1 very happy couple and Vegeta and Bulma without their son.

Problem 9

1 part planet + 1 part Vegeta = ?
1 part planet + 1 part Vegeta = 1 part blown up planet and 1 part stronger Vegeta without air

Problem 10

Chichi + Gohan = ?
Chichi + Gohan = 1 studing Gohan and 1 Goku with no son to train

Problem 11

Goku + Car + driving instructer = ?
Goku + Car + driving instructer = 1 blow up car, 1 frozen instructer and 1 failed driving test

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