Computer Crisis

(Boy 1 presses unauthorized keys.  BeepBeep)
Computer: Please refrain from damaging the computer.  Thank you.
(Boy1 continues.  BeepBeep)
Computer: Please refrain from damaging the computer.  Thank you.
(Repeats this several times, until computer finally goes:)
Computer: LISTEN To ME YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE, ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT I'M SHOWING YOU ON MY SCREEN?!?!  I AM A COMPUTER, NOT A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT!!!  IF YOU WANT MUSIC, GO CHOKE DOWN A PIANO, BUT DON't DO IT ON MY SYSTEM!!!
Boy1: Whoa, your computer does this?
Boy2: yeah, it does that once in a while. It changes every month.  (Looks over to the screen) Oh, well it used that one.

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