Jessie: What you really think we should go out an capture pokemon on our own like regular trainers?
James: What a laugh!!! ahahahaha! We're Team Rocket, you really expect us to just go out and CAPTURE pokemon on our own like that? It wouldn't be as fun to do our job if we only went around doing that.
Jessie: James is right. We're the villans here! What kind of show would pokemon be without us stealing...think about it...*talks in the best male narrorator voice she can* Here today we have the twer...er I mean Ash, Misty and Brock continuing on their journey to become the greatest pokemon masters...but what happened to our villans? *scene changes to Jessie, James and Meowth in the woods looking around for different pokemon with pokeballs in their hands.
Jessie:*acting like ash* Oh James look!! Its a Caterpie! Lets catch it, train it then give it to the boss!!
James: wow! Yeah, its fun catching and giving pokemon away like idiots!! we gotta catch em all!!
Jessie: *back the real world: see how stupid it would be...we would all turn out to be like Team Twerp, then we would lose our coolness because everyone loves us the way we are! ^_^ besides, I don't think our fans would like us much anymore if we decided to become goody goody pokemon trainers and not the lovely charming villians we are.
James: Jessie's right. Would you REALLY want us to act like ash everyday all the time? Less people would watch the show then....I mean thats pretty much the only reason why Miyamoto still watches the anime.
Miyamoto: cough cough
James: I just don't think the show would be that great to watch anymore if we were trainers...besides Its fun being a part of TR! ^_^ we don't ever play by the rules! its great!
Ok this is for Meowth. Meowth, why do you work for Team Rocket if you know that your gonna only fail and not make anything? Now another Question! For Jessie and James. Why do you even keep Wobbuffet if he'll only get in your way? And I've seen an episode that he totally ruined your plans about making money by putting those pictures together that we're made by 3 smeargles. What do you need him for? About the money...............I'm telling your boss! You'll HAVE to give it to him! This one's for the boss (giovanni): Team Rocket's just trying to make money and aren't doing a very good job- once James just tryied to collect bottle caps!
*team rocket all in a big fit of rage all fighting with each other, everyone shouting over each other*
Everyone...SHUT UP!!!!!! Ok the only way to clear things up is to go one person *looks at meowth* or pokemon at a time... first meowth...answer your question.
what? you really think we hate wobbuffet? I mean he may be just a bumbly little blue blob but we still love him even if he is distracting and gets in the way...what would we do without him? I mean he IS just a bit more stronger than my lickitunge was *sighs* I wonder If I'll ever see him again but we still love wobbuffet!
*wobbuffet pops out of his pokeball*
What is this? Their getting money and not giving any to me?!? I think I just might ahve to fire the....uh oh...
Madam Boss: if you even think of fireing my best agent's daughter and her little friend I will fire your ass faster than you can say team rocket brat boy!
Mother! Not in front of all the people! But they..*madam boss cuts in again*
Madam Boss: don't you "but" me young man! Leave Jessie and James alone!
*sticks her tounge out at Giovanni* =P yea! don't you think of hurting my daughter!
*mummbles to himself* women.... >< they always have to be right don't they?
fine mother, I won't fire them...I'll just pretend like I never hear a thing -_-
Madam Boss: thats a good boy! I love you son! *kisses him on the four head*