This is terribly funny, sorry boys you had to read this....
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| MOMMY'S LITTLE HELPER | ||||||
| One day this little five year old boy went to his mother who was in the kitchen fixing dinner. "Mommy," the little boy began. "I had an accident." The boy looked ashamed because he had wet his pants. The mother turned from the stove and she was infuriated. "You are too old for this shit! Next time you do it I swear I'll cut it off!" The mother hit the boy with a wooden spoon and sent the child away crying. His ten year old sister was in the corner laughing at her brother's misfortune. The next day the mother was out shopping and the little brother went to his sister. "Sister, I had an accident..." The boy had wet himself once again. "Ohh, mom's gonna get you!!" His sister laughed once again at his misfortune. "Hey, I know what to do!" The sister laughed. Two hours later the mother finally arrives home and is greeted at the door by her beaming daughter holding a bloody butcher knife. "Mommy, mommy, " The excited girl began. "Little brother had an accident, but don't worry I did just what you said..." This is terribly funny, sorry boys you had to read this.... |
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