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| You're gonna laugh.... > > > > > > > > > > > How To Impress A Woman: > > > > > > > > * Wine her, > > > > * Dine her, > > > > * Call her, > > > > * Hug her, > > > > * Support her, > > > > * Hold her, > > > > * Surprise her, > > > > * Compliment her, > > > > * Smile at her, > > > > * Listen to her, > > > > * Laugh with her, > > > > * Cry with her, > > > > * Romance her, > > > > * Encourage her, > > > > * Believe in her, > > > > * Pray with her, > > > > * Pray for her, > > > > * Cuddle with her, > > > > * Shop with her, > > > > * Give her jewelry, > > > > * Buy her flowers, > > > > * Hold her hand, > > > > * Write love letters to her, > > > > * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her. > > > > > > > > > > > > .............. How to impress a man: > > > > > > > > * Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the > > > > TV > > > > > > > > |
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