| CHOCOLATE IS A VEGETABLE | ||||||
| ** Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. ** Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS. **Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. ** ** To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So, candy bars are a health food. ** Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. Remember - - - "STRESSED"spelled backward is "DESSERTS" Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds. Send this to all the people you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That's why I had to pass this on - - - I didn't want to risk it. |
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