10 Things You Will Never See On SM

1. Usako scoring first in the class.

2. Ami drunk.

3. The Three Lights decide they are sick of living a lie and become the Backstreet Girlz.

4. Minako dyeing her hair black like Rei's.

5. Mako-chan acting like a blonde ho.

6. Usako's dad inviting Mamo-chan in to the house and insisting that Mamo-chan drive his car on their date.

7. Usako saying, "Now that I think about it, I may be a dog person."

8. Mamo-chan saying, "Screw that cry-baby, Usako! I want Seiya!"

9. Naru reveals her accent is a sham and then speaks in perfect pronounciation and grammar.

10. Umino dating USAKO!