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| and here... i'm going to work on a sort of timeline of pictures... so you can all see what i looked like years ago, and hopefully that will help you appreciate what i look like now! (just kidding...) |
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| didn't scan well, obviously... this was winter semi-formal 2002... where yes, i did wear a dress. sigh... be afraid. the other lovely lady in the pic is none other than our dear friend leah, who is currently looking for soem sexy man to take her to the next dance, or anywhere for that matter ;) |
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| woohooo!!! art show freshman year:) look, it's alexis and king james! and ben slobo and some other people... and it's me w/ longer hair! |
| 8th grade... can you tell which one is me... duh. anyway... note the presence of other soon to be CAHS students... guess who! |
| five bucks to whoever figures out who that kid is! isn't he cute! (that's 6th grade btw) |
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| and here is where you begin to be frightened... yes, that would be me in the fifth grade... note the large ugly glasses... sigh. |
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| GAH! 4th grade, joanna's first appearance as DYKE! yes, i looked like a little boy even then!!! that was also the first year a girl said i was cute. woohoo. |
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| still the frightening glasses... boy i loved those things. has anyone had to leave the room yet? 3rd grade |
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| single most horrible picture of my entire school career. this was the effort of my mother. i cried the entire time. damn that hideous shirt and those bangs... sniff. 2nd grade |
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| this one not so painful. i was, at one point, cute. note the missing teeth. ahh the first grade. |
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| i hated K. i got sent to the principals office once... for refusing to take a nap. it was traumatic. |
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| GAH! church camp!!! i'm in the red shirt... |
| okay, is this not the cutest picture of me ever? i loved that costume, complete w/ plastic bear claws. sigh. my other favorite costume was a suit of armor. go me! awwweee!!! |
| this is becky dressing me up and fixing my hair... 8th grade |
| the scary christmas picture of my sisters and i, in which becky pasted my hair, picked out my shirt, and makeuped me. sigh.. . |
| about a year old. |
| "I don't need anyone to hold me I can hold my own" |
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| I had my senior pictures done. They're all up |
| and here is me most recently, before and after drag, woohoo! |
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