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| Here are some more of Phoebe's songs! |
SHOWER SONG I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelt backwards is nirget. Chorus Lather, Rinse, Repeat, And lather, Rinse, Repeat, And lather, Rinse, Repeat, As needed! DON'T They'll be times when you get older, When you'll want to sleep with people, Just to make them like you... But don't Chorus, Cause that's another thing you don't wanna do. Everybody! That's another thing you don't wanna do! | |||||||||||||||||||
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MOTHER'S ASHES My mother's ashes, Even her eyelashes, Are resting in a little, yellow jar. And sometimes when it's breezy, Or if I'm feeling sneezy, And now I ... Excuse me! Excuse Me Yeah, Noisy boys! TERRY'S A JERK Terry's a jerk! And he won't let me work, And I hate Central Perk! And you're all invited to bite me! | ||||||||||||||||||||
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THE BOOK OF LOVE Sometimes Men love Women, Sometimes Men love Men, And then there are bisexuals, Though some just say they're kidding themselves. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la LOVE SONG You don't have to be awake to be my man, Long as you have brainwaves, I'll be there to hold your hand, Tho' we met the other day, There's something I have got to say, Thankyou that is all! THE ANIMAL SONG Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers! Nooowww, Chickens! | ||||||||||||||||||||
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