The Rules

1) All people are inherently stupid.

2) Never trust anyone ...  Completely.

3) If ever in doubt refer to rule #1.

4) The woman is always right!

5) If the woman ever appears to be wrong,
    refer to rules 4, 1 and 2 in that order.

6) The unspoken rule of human nature.
(If none of the other rules apply fake it.)

7) You are forever responcible for that which you tame.