Santa Pick-Up Lines
 ~ I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly.
 ~ I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
 ~ One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer.
 ~ That is NOT a candy cane in my pocket and I AM glad to see you.
 ~ Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.
 ~ I got your stocking stuffer right here.
 ~ Giddy-up over here and say "Howdy" to your fat, bearded cowboy of love.
 ~ After checking my list I'm making you twice.