Quotes

Member Quotes

"All in all, my love life is not so good, if you don't count my mom's arm." --- Raven

"Don't you folks understand that it was NOT Lorenna Bobbet's fault. She heard voices; yes, voices.... They kept saying "Bob it! Bob it!" What was the poor woman to do, but obey them." --- Joan

"I am an older woman and not into this hanky panky." --- Sophie Marie

"Not too much male bashing PLEASE" --- Darren

Jack Handey's Dog Quotes

"If you're a circus clown and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much." 

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."

"If they ever have a haunted house for dogs, I think a good display would be a bathtub full of soapy water."

"Better not take a dog on the Space Shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up."