TOP TEN THINGS YOU
DON’T WANT TO
HEAR ON A SKI LIFT
(From the David Letterman
Website)
10. “Wow, you don’t get views
like this in prison.”

9. “You know, we’d both be
warmer if you sat on my lap.”

8. “If it doesn’t snow again
soon, I’m afraid they’re gonna find
the bodies.”

7. “It’s your lucky day—you’re
riding with the king of the knockknock
jokes.”

6. “Can you help me defrost my
moustache?”

5. “Could you believe it? Some
idiot just left these skis sitting
right outside the lodge.”

4. “While we’ve got a few minutes—
let me tell you about the
Jehovah’s Witnesses.”

3. “Ow! I just got hit in the face
by a goose!”

2. “I got a perfect way of testing
if they have 10 inches of powder.”

1. “All right boys, cut the cable!”