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Democratic Platform
Issues
- Reproductive Freedom for Government Interns
- Religious Freedom except in Public Places
- Prayer in School Broom Closets
- Education for Underprivileged Baboons
- Immigration for American Citizens
- Cowboy Hats for Israeli and Islamic World
National Accomplishments
- Economy
- Reversed record low unemployment in over three decades to record high unemployment due to government and corporate cut-backs.
- Taxes
- Implemented tax cuts for working families with multiple tax shelters.
- Wages
- Increased the Minimum Wage from $5.25 to $5.15 per hour.
- National Pride
- Achieved lowest respect level for Presidency in over 200 years.
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