The Description of Big Foot
Big Foot is very large creature that has features of upright man, but is very much larger.
It has burly hair all over its body.
It has the face of an gorilla.
It smells to high heaven.
It's favorite food is "Rocky Road" ice cream.
It's attitude is bad when it watches TV.
It has never been in "Las Vegas".
What a shame!
Phyical Characteristics
- Huge - Bigger then Life
- Bad Breath
- Stinks
Achievements
- Rolls over and plays dead
- Plays the radio
- Watches female Bigfoots get dressed.
Awards
- Fastest Runner Scholarship
- Did the mile in 4 minutes and 6 seconds
- Least Photogenic
- Would not stay still for a picture
- Bad Breath Award
- Would not wash teeth