dogs. they smell. they can't feed themselves. they drool. they lick your face. they jump on you and get your clothes all dirty and tear them. their barking is so annoying. they wake me up every morning with their endless yipping. they bite. they poop indoors if you don't take them for walks. they aren't cuddly. they're ugly. they're mostly too big to live indoors. they need people to bathe them. they kill cats (or any other little animal that scurries by).
monkeys. filthy, disgusting, ugly creatures.
falling asleep during trig and not knowing how to do the assignment.
living in iowa. the best musical representation we have is...ugh, slipknot.
the expression "my bad" and when people say, "what's her/his face...?"
people who email me and make a 3K email one long, confused sentence without any punctuation.
balding men with ponytails.
WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
women-beaters.
this town.
mosquitos.
when my neighbor mows his lawn or rides up and down the street on his motorcycle in nothing but a speedo.
the whole city of branson, missouri.
hicks.
incorrect grammar.
incorrect spelling.
cigarettes.
the death penalty.
PeOplE WhO TypE LiKe ThIs.
boys who stalk me.
insects.
guys with fuzzy little mustaches.
pedophiles. sick fucks.
the whole rave subculture.
rich, white, suburban poseur "punk" guys going through their rebellious phase.
vinyl clothing. how tacky.
goth fetish stores/sites.
goth-poseurs.
sp00ky kids.
really, goth in general.
mullets.
lazy motherfuckers who don't make thumbnails.
tweekers.
hicks.
racists.
hunters.
jennifer lopez.
loud people.
obnoxious people.
geocities.
people who don't use commas or punctuation.
people who spell "clothes" as "close."
gateway computers.
people who actually put "wish lists" on their personal websites.
sites that require a new fucking popup for every link and section of the site.
angelina jolie.
hot topic.
dog collars.
the whole punk subculture.
hate crimes.
that hairstyle on girls that is short-ish all over with it all spiked out in the back. it's sickening. especially with globs of mousse or gel clinging to the clumps of hair...er, the "spikes."
morning.
orange.
my poor school which can't even really afford to have the heat on for more than an hour each day (or week?).
harry potter.
audrey hepburn's eyebrows.
george w. bush. fucking dumbass. (sorry if that's "unpatriotic" or if it offends you...but if you really like him that much you're probably a stupid hick from arkansas.)
chatrooms.
white shoes.
reece.
SUVs.
the people who work at hot topic. they are sooooo..intrusive and imposing.