funnysms= Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. 

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! 

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log SMS kar rahe hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain 

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! 

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People ,Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. ,Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More ,But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga 

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW ,Its Sweeter when its TRUE ,But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U. 

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, ,gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, ,tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, ,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. 

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search for u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away fromme, i'll fight for u. But, if u stop sending me SMS, i'll kill you. 

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai" 

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning,cute, simply adorable. I was supposed to buy it for u, then I realised it was my reflection. 

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof,loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof,woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. 

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har MeenarKo Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!! 

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me,I just wanted you to read it. 

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, myfeelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been...........a headache ! 

I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! 

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER. 

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya". 

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute . if u erase this,u r jealous of me coz i'm cute! 

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? Pray, so that u may live... Take a bath-so that others may live too! 


I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! 

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! 

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z ! 

Please remind me to remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me to remember U, I ALWAYS DO! 

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" ! 

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! 

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding 

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof? 

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat. 

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! 

Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly ! 

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? 

One day u'll B srprisd to C ME beside U. U and ME laughing, U and ME crying, U and ME dreaming, U and ME holding on, U and ME... just U and ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.