Amanda
"Don't Let Me Be An Asshole, Don't Let Anyone Yell Too Late (Sumone:Too Late!)And Punish Those Who Do!"
"I Can Prove To You That Rape Is Funny! Picture Porky Pig Raping Elmer Fudd!
"Evolution Is Slow, Smallpox Is Fast"
"Fuck The Ricearoni!"
"Not Me, Bullshit, Fuck You, Up Yours, Get Laid, Eat Shit, Drop Dead, Jack Me Off, Suck This, I Don't Need Parts That Badly I'm Not That Sick!"
"Fuck You, Dad! You Simple-Minded Prick!"
"So Far, This Is The Oldest I've Been"
"Ever Open A Dictionary Right To The Page You Want? Doesn't That Feel Good?"
"I Enjoy Watching Reruns Of Saturday Night Live And Watching All The Dead People"
"Whenever I See A Large Crowd Of People, I Wonder How Many Of Them Will Eventually Require Autopsies"
"Everything Beeps Now"
"An Art Thief Is A Man That Tkes Pictures"
"ItTakes 2 Scales To Find Out How Much A Scale Weighs"
"God Bless The Homocidal Maniacs. They Make Life Worthwhile."
"Fuck Rational Thought"
"Next guy to say to me 'Bada Boom Bada Bing' is getting kicked right in the fuckin' nuts"
"Never Forget, Hitler Was A Catholic"