"I'm supposed to be Mr. Perfect!"-Mark
"Don't worry! It's rock-proof!"-Amanda
"Mark is a legend in his own little mind"-Lucky
"You will not stop me from being the black Will Smith!"-Mark
"Mark, Will Smith is Black"-Amanda
"What happens at the party stays at the party!"-Lucky
"And when I'm a famous movie star, I'll have red carpets and Marlyn Monroe stuff"-Mark
"Do seamonkeys eat tuna? I don't, It smells like Crotch"-Amanda
"Look! My hair is fluffy like Jake's!"-Lucky
"Amanda,I'm gunna steal your boots anyways!"-Mark
"I'd be so much cooler if I were a demon!"-Amanda
"Nope, I'm immune!"-Lucky
"I gotta go Throw up!"-Mark
"Did that pimple on your ass turn out to be a brain tumor?"-Amanda
"you can eat me out on a bloody day and keep the tampon as a souveneir!"-Lucky
"You will not stop me from bein' the black Connie Chung!"-Mark
"I would use the Backstreet Boys, They would make great bitches. Skinny, Whiny...PERFECT!"-Amanda
{Ghetto accent}"I don't belieeeve dat, we be tryin dat all day!"-Lucky
"As soon as we get home, 5,6,7,8, YOU PEOPLE WILL DANCE!"-Mark
Ok, Look, Avril's a poser, she's repulsivley ugly, she stole my ties and she sucks big donkey dick. She's a perfect object of my hatred!"-Amanda
"Woo Woo Woo-Woo!"-Lucky
"I'm gonna get molested!"-Mark
"You know what?The lucky charms shapes look way more deformed in person than on the box."-Amanda
"Why the barbies gotta be black, yo? Why can't it be puerto rican or chinese? The main barbies are black and white, and the chinese barbie don't ever get no play!"-Lucky
"I smell fish!"-Mark
"Preppy girls are monkeys, they scream hystericly, they mug you if they hate you and they throw shit at eachother!"-Amanda
"Dude! Our clothes smell like some mildew!"-Lucky
"UH-Uh! Don't call me ugly!"-Mark
"All you preps who think you're it, compared to me biotch, you ain't shit! neaow wat?!"-Amanda
"And Get this, all she could say was "Um, Haterrrrrrrrrrrs!', That hoe!"-Lucky
"Shit, Watch this!"-Mark
"You see luck, all these skinny, straight-haired blonde preps srcrew all these guys, the guys loose intrest but they're still friends and so one skinny prep hooks her prep friend up with him, and the same things happen all over again, hence, why these girls have all dated those same couple of boys!"-Amanda
{Country Accent}"That's my wife, bitch!"-Lucky
"I can't take my coat off cuz I'm lactose intolerant!"-Mark
"Ok, I got a rhyme, Sex is good and sex is bliss. Sex is when you fuck and kiss, o yea!"-Amanda
"Jyea,jyea,jyea, jyea, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Word to your mother!"-Lucky
"Don't touch me cuz my skin gon' bleed!"-Mark
"Holy fuckin' shit, I think I fuckin got some god damned Tourette's Syndrome!"-Amanda
"Fuckin' eh, dude, that sucks!"-Lucky
"You Darshiki!"-Mark
"Dude, forget I said anything!"-Amanda