(Love Mail Too, But We Don't Get Any Of That!)
Subject:OMG u are so wrong!
like that avril rat thing is like so wrong, and i cant believe it and that grrl isntg avril cuz avrils pretty and sk8ers r cool cuz theyre sexy sk8er bois so yea and dont pick on her cuz ur not thin andCUTE and lyke and shes pretty n talented and honest and shes notundearing shesz dearing she ate a cukroach 4 like a hunerd dollers would u? i didnst think sooo!
Wow, great penmanship and perfect spelling! It's great how you've managed to turn a hate letter into a joke.As much as I hate Britney Spears, and she contradicts her sex life with a boy band member, She doesn't contradict who she is and what she does in the way of her career. She understands that she is a slut that sings pop. But Avril doesn't understand that she's a corprate-created,fake, poser, little wannabe punk, pop star! Oh, and, yes that is Avril and no, she is not pretty. And do you know that she is made and broken by her label? Nope, I didn't think so. Ok, Byezzzz!
From:Sk8erboi03
Subject:Hey!
Dude!Thats soo mean of you! I came on this site cuz i love punk and skater girls and your band is like halve girl,but it's soo mean to put avril up theyre without makeup, shure she's not as cute without it but i'd still F**k her cuz her lil body is hot. Ill never look that sexy in my wifbeaters or spikes, o and i checked the punk faces, luck is hot! Is that the same luck in yur bad???? anyway dont be meaqn to avril, ok?
Well, Cool. lol, I am sorry skater boy, but the closest avril gets to skater is Hot Topic and an ollie. But I'm sure luck will love the compliment and ask 4 your number, lol(How Come Nobody Thinks Amanda's Cute!?)
P.S. Hey, Skaterboi, Lucky Saiz to E-mail her, she's waitin' on it, lol!
From: Canada_Princesse
Subject:(no subject)
U no wut u r??????? A JEALOUS BITCH! Ya, thats rite. Ur JEALOUS of Avril cuz
she's got confidence, strength, can do stuff on her own, is pretty,and has a GREAT voice! I bit yourr just a fat ass ugly whore!
O Goodness, Where do I start? Now, some people won't understand the misspellings that you have managed to place all over, but I do, so let me reply here. One: yea I am jealous, I want a rat's face too! Mmm hmm, just what I always wanted, lol, but other than that I'm not jealous. Let me break this down, she may have confidence, but, what for? She doesn't look too strong to me, but I don't know, maybe you mean the strength to pick your nose and call the booger "punk". Sure she can do stuff on her own, tieing your shoelaces is very evolutionary for her species, but *psssst* she can't even really play guitar! 2 chords doesn't count, ok and pretty, have you seen the hate page, seen her without makeup? I suggest not to look if you're too queasy. The singing, well I'm not being mean, but I think I could do better. Now, let's talk about me, huh?Fatass, maybe, ugly, hell no, and whore??? I'll leave that to Avril.
Mmmmmnnn...........IZ CALLED MSN LINGO FREAK! Ur probraly not cool enuf
for it!Of course i REALIZE my spelling! DUH?!?!?!!? Avril's DA BEST! And
no.....I dun sit round and shove my finger up my ass!Im an actress hav probraly
then youll EVER and the best boy EVER! Avrils voice WOULD be better than urs.
And even without makeup she IS pretty.I bet your ugly,,,,i REALLY do. cuz for your
fun u make payges bout FREAKS! Altho i can see how you get your hate :s:s Im juss
like you but I HATE SLUTNEY SPEARS (a.k.a Fake tits Britney!)
Ok, I'll give you the MSN lingo, but, probraly=probably, Ok? Now, the best of what exactly? I didn't say you sat around at all, and in fact, niether do I. im a successful artist,not to mention a singer, bassist, clothing and interior designer, writer, dancer and yes, even a bit of an ACTRESS! I have many friends, so many I dedicated about half my site to them, shoutouts to Lucky, Marquise, Mary, SuperDave, Steph,Tony,Joshanni,Jamie, Pam,Tommy, Jeff, Mandy O, Blunt Baby,Ashley P(not coochie ashli, lol) Nicky D, Mistifer,Matt, Rich, Maggie, Jesse, Ericka,Anthos, Meghan, Sylvia Jacob, George, and the other George,Smellex Smalerie,Jay Justin, My Baby Brado and anybody I left out off the top of my head. Every girl thinks they have the best boy I happen to be right though, I LOVE YOU, BRADO!,Hey, now! I won't repeat this, Don't Insult What You Haven't Heard! Many Peoplle seem to think my voice rocks, and ok, haven't you seen the main page of my site? My "ugly" pic is right there, buddy! By the way, This site is about me, what i like and what i hate, so 3 minutes to make a page, if that and a lifetime defending my opinion, it's annoying. Don't like the site? DON'T COME!
P.S I Agree With You, As Daria Said...."No, But I'd Like To Spear Britney," Need To Get Started On That Hate Page, lol.
