I don't really pay much attention to politics,I would register to vote in a heartbeat though if they gave away free cupcakes for a year to anyo,ne that registered. Cupcakes are delicious!"-Jaret
"I think you should put me on the cover with a caption that says AustinLive loves fat people, That's all I gotta say"-Chris
"Is the guy who shot John Lennon still alive?Let's go cut that guy;'s balls off!"-Jaret
"I see people staring at me, prolly cuz they think 'What the hell is that fat guy doing up there?!' Actually, i see the coolest people in the world in our crowd. For a band of fat guys, We get alot of hot chicks at our shows.The guys aren't bad looking either"-Chris
"You know? No one is born a menace to soceity. That shit takes work!"-Jaret
"I definitly think there are demons inside of me that come out. theyre good demons though, Happy demons who have escaped being bad demons and now they have come inside of me because my body is a happy place!"-Chris
"I wonder why no stick figures are overweight?"-Jaret
"They have excellent toilets over there as well, The English know how to take a shit. The english people rock!"-Chris
"If money did grow on trees, I would have been a Lumber jack, for about a week and a half"-Jaret
"It started as a Steve Martin joke on his wild and crazy album, he says he wrote a book called bowling for shit. we didnt think anyone would put that on a flyer, so we went with Bowling for Soup."-Chris
"I wonder why pizza is so fucking delicious?!"-Jaret
"Britney, Cristina is a ho. and that is good, but i prefer the girl next door types. britney is the sweetheart for me."-Chris
"Ok, I admit it. I actually like Huey Lewis and The News. Sue me!"-Jaret