Dear Diary,
Hope you don�t mine
�Cause I�m doing just fine
�Kept the fact that I�m on my rag
Defacement of property is why I�m doing my time
I slid the �F� closer to the �I� on the display
and Now it says ANAL EXAMS.
I thought it was quite funny
Obviously they didn�t so they
Sent me to the principal�s office
And I quoted Madonna and told them to
�Get a fucking sense of humor�
Opps I did it again
Right in front of Sister Rose herself
Oooo you should�ve seen her old wrinkled face with this
�Why I never� expression.
Ha! Ole bag.
Taking a drag from my cigarette
I have not a regret because all my mistakes have made me
Stronger
I hate to brag but Justin�s my man. (Not Brian. Stupid fag.)
I�m his #1 fan
It�s just all part of my plan to keep him screaming
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!