( Well once again this camera man heads off to Chicago but not to see the Hardcore Freak but to see his buddy Tristin. He has a match with a newbie by the name of Buzzkill. We come up to Lanch's house but zip around it and go to the guest house were Tristin and Wally stay. We head in and on the walls you see pics of concerts they went to a post of Lanch a poster of Racheal and a poster turned dart board of the Boss Monkey eeerrr Prez Jason. In the kitchen we see Wally making a chicken and Turkey sandwich and over sitting on the black leather couch we see Tristin. His long blonde hair tied up in a ponytail, he is wearing a pair of dockers and a long sleeved Slipknot shirt. His goatee is in a braid hangs near the collar of his shirt.  He sits there reading a magazine.....)

Tristin: Wally man you better be making my sandwhich to. Hell your on kp duty after coming out at ring Lord in a dress dude.

Wally: Shut up man....I looked cute hey and Racheal thought it was cool.

Tristin: Whatever man...plus getting your ass stomped by Chris Steele? Man that guy is defication. Chris an inadequate rocked up vaginal dripping discharge like you should join the circus. I mean come on you think that picking on Wally would not get you messed up man next time you feel like messing with some one I dare you jack off...mess with me and I am going to send you on a Time Warp. Now I guess at AZ or somthing I got a match.

Wally: Yea with Buzzkill.

Tristin: Buzzkill?

Wally: Yea Buzzkill B-u-zzkill.

Tristin: Are you sure?

Wally: Yea its B-u-zzkill.

Tristin: Man go read a book or somthing Wally you hurt my head dude. Any way Buzzkill nice name since probably thats what you do with your foul smelling self. I mean I have seen your picture....and boy are you ugly.

Wally: (On Drums) budump bumb tiss

(Recorded laughter)

Tristin: Thank you I will be here all week tip your waitress. Any way now I am new here in XGWO but I have been hitting the ring for a while. Man I am so great in the air.....

Wally: Yea your high all the time hehehehe....

Tristin: SHUT UP!!! Wally, you're such a butt licking herpes infected gonorrhea infected nipply scrotum dude. I am trying to cut a promo and your making jokes thats my job butthole. Now  Buzzoff...

Wally: Buzzkill dude

Tristin: What about him I was telling you to BUZZOFF!!!

(Wally walks into his bedroom to play ps2. Tristin sits and waits till he is in his room.)

Tristin: That will keep him busy for a while. Now Buzzkill when I get to AZ and get in the ring with you I hope you are ready to get that real ugly face pounded on course a good pounding might help that skin of yours. Any way I am going to hurt you real bad and take you out with such grace that it would make your own mother shed a tear of joy. Not to mention it will be fun to knock out a skanky cock cheese like your self so come Monday I hope your ready cause if your not I am going to have Wally give you a Stink Face.....

(Wally peaks his head out the door)

Wally: Yea and I will be extra stinky that day.

Tristin: When aren't you goat breath?? Any way c ya at AZ punk ass dude.
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