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| ( Well here we are back in Chi Town the home of the Hardcoe Freak Avalanch. The night is here and Lanch just walks in the door, bags in hand heavy coat on and a Chicago Cubs fitted cap on. He drops his bags takes off his coat and throws it on the couch. He goes to the kitchen and gets a pot of coffee started. He then goes back into the living room and turns on the TV. Soon we see Lanch's promo on with voice overs by Stu. Lanch sets there for a sec and he kinda laughs. I mean it is funny. The he hears more things about his mother. He shakes his head as a evil look comes across his face.) Lanch: You know Stu, you have a big problem is called chronic stupidity. That means no matter how you slice it every thing that spews out of your mouth is just plain STUPID!! You and your robotic love doll need to go have some alone time. You talked so much about homosexuality, that I am wondering if you might not just be that. I mean its like you get off on the word...and I know you do or else you wouldn't get that please fuck me in the ass look. Now I bet your saying " Well how does he know that look with out being gay?" simple women give off the look too my friend thats right there are some women out there who just love the feeling of a nice ass thrashin, but of course how would you know. I mean since you have a robotic Stu Price that you can make sweet monkey love to. Why do I get the feeling you made it with a "Hard rubber stem." Why do get the feeling that your gay.....maybe because you press those words on every one else. Is it cause you have a deep seeded man crush on Lee? Or did Ed Paine's "massage" set off a chain reaction of hidden Stu Price Man love. What ever the reason....it doesn't matter I am no one to judge, but pal you shouldn't say that evey one else is gay just to make you feel better. Now lets talk about the match.....you see New Star ran his mouth and well I plan on busting his face into a million peices. It will be so destroyed that no surgian in the wold could fix it. Course its not thta big of a deal considering you got a bad case of the uglies. I am talking mirror breakin...baby screaming UGLY!! (Lanch goes in grabs a cup of coffee and sits down and takes a sip. He looks at an old magazine. It shows a young Lanch real name Micheal Brice laying on a mat his knee totaly disfigured. Lanch looks at the pic with a bit of disapointment in his eye's. The artical says "18 yr old kid enters Kumate and is nearly killed." Lanch shakes his head a bit.) Lanch: Now Tiger Claw.....I know your dedicated in your study of martial arts and the way of knowing counter for counter. That pic there tells you of a young kid who thought he was a big bad ass. I went out there in a sport were there is realy no rules. Only way to win toss him off the mat, knockout, or saying Matea. Well I went in thinking I would brawl the way I did with people in bars. First two rounds I did ok..got hut but I still won. Then the third round.....I took on Shinzo Kwi a kick boxer at least that was what I thought he was by his stance and the dance he did be fore the match. I got in....hit him with a punch that would knock a building over...or so I thought. He was still standing before I knew it he did a kick right to my knee. Broke it on impact.....nearly shattering it. Well me being who I am I got up and tried to fight him still. He went on to break my jaw and nose......man talk about pain. after that I had nothing to do with that tourney ever again. So I started training....not in martial arts. I wanted somthing suited to my size. So I started pit fighting.......concrete and cage...two men enter onec man leave. I learned the way of survival. Every one knows you take your job eal serious. So do I.....I may be a loud mouth and I talk my amount of trash....but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't put every bit of me in that ring. So you sat and wondered if I am ready. Well I am more then ready to deal with Stu Price and his buddy New Star..I didn't go to Miami just to shoot the shit...I went there to train. With my friend Shinzo...yea thats right I became buddies with him after the whole deal. He said I had heart.....so I figured since you so well grounded I figured I would go back to the days when I was imbedid in learning Mue Tai, its been so long....so I went got a my feet back. So just this once Tiger....I am going to shift my style just a bit. I may be the Hardcore Freak but I am also a Pit fighting Champion. So when we go into that match...you can count on me that I will help bury that bodies of Stu and New Star. (Lanch tosses the mag down...he decided to do a little work out before going to bed just so he can feel fresh. He goes and into his home gym. He walks on takes off his shirt. Kicks his shoes off and stands on this blue mat and starts going into a stance. He starts throwing forearms and knees high and low kicks. He goes over to a dummy and begins kicking it to the inside and out side of the knee. He then locks his hands around its neck and begins the heavy assault of knees to the midsectiont. Soon after the flurry he jumps up and knees it right in the jaw. He then starts to hit it with fore arms and elbow shots. Then pow...and round house fist. You can tell its been awhile cause after a few hits he has to shake off some of the pain of contact.) Lanch: Damn....Shinzo said it would be a bit tough but hey thats how it goes. You know Stu...you ran your mouth a bit to much. You come out and critizize more work wich is not surprising since that was the best thing you could come up with. At Richochet be ready pal cause I am going to beat your ass. You and New Star will have no choice but to Fear This. (It fades as we see Lanch continuing to train and be ready.) |