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| ( Here we are in Chicago in the house of the newly crowned Ring Lord and now former World Champion Avalanch. He is sitting on the couch staring at his trophy. He picks it up and begin to walk in to another room wich holds many trophys and title belts. He takes the trophy and sticks it in a big glass case. He then admires it then looks at he empty space where the World Title used to set. He shakes his head and walks out down a long hall way and goes into the kitchen. He goes to the fridge and pulls out a bottle of bud opens it and takes a drink.) Lanch: You know today I am some how happy but in other ways I am quite pissed off. I lost the XGWO World Title, but I also became the first Ring Lord. Now I get a tag team Title shot at AZ which makes me happy, but it won't replace the World Title. So let me tell you Steve I hope you enjoy your time as World Champion, cause when you least expect it, I am going to be asking for my property back. You see Steve I plan on getting that belt back. You got pretty lucky you pulled it off you beat me, but don't think I won't get a rematch. I mean just think you went off with Jason's wife Jason may hate me and I may hate him but he would gladly let me get a shot against you just so he can see your ass get handed to you. I did it to you in the finals I will do it again. So you just cherish that belt cause soon you will be kissing it good bye. (Lanch walks out of the kitchen and heads back into the living room. He goes in and sets down in his chair a big confy lazy boy chair. He kicks back and picks up the latest XGWO magazine. He see's a pic of Jake and Lanch on the cover and the title says "Can these to survive each other?" Lanch just laughs it off. He flips through it and gets to the story on it. He see's the pictures of the famous I Quit match. Showing the pain and suffering they went through and then the infamous helicopter bit. Lanch kinda smirks at that. Showing pics of his taking Racheal pushing her around. Lanch shakes his head. Then its shows the pic from Ring Lord with Lanch getting in the way of Chis Steele and Racheal. The showing Lanch and Jake raising each others arms.) Lanch: I will admit its hard to fathom that me and Jake Justice could just mend our past to join forces, but you see there is a certain amount of resect between him and I. After I through him out of the chopper I never thought he would be back...but some how he did it he came back. Now if thats not guts I don't know what is. Now lets get things straight Jake and I aren't best buds, but we do know how to get a job done. We can let the past go I mean I helped Racheal he helped me. Now Jake lost his tag team parnter due to some crack head bitchs. So I decided to fill in cause lets face it I got more ill feeling to Semper bitch and the Rebel Clan then I could have for Jake. You see I have wanted to toss those guys from some moving vehicals for a while just never got the chance. Now here we are getting ready to take those guys on for the XGWO Tag Team Titles. Now Semper I see you had a slight problem with your kid being taken. Well you know that sucks. I mean hell I may be a prick some times but it takes a big peice of shit to take a kid, but that doesn't exclude the fact that you have to go into a match with the Hardcore Freak the best in the biz. The guy who can beat you any time and any where. You got no chance of beating me and Jake. You are not going to have a good time with me in that ring. I am going to kick your ass all over the damed ring. Thats right Semper a beating from piller to post. Then there is Argyle a big waste of space. You know big time I am getting sick of dealing with you guys, but hey some times you need a hobby. I don't have any problem beating the shit out of you. You see boys we plan on getting those tag straps. There is not a damed thing you can do about it. (Avalanch turns the tupbe just in tiem to catch Steve Johnson giving a promo. Talking about he will make sure that Lanch and Jake won't win the tag titles. Then he talks about how he is a true Champion not backing down from any one. Then how that Lanch's victoy is tainted. Avalanch sits there and laughs at the tv and shakes his head. He takes another drink of his beer then he looks right at the camera.) Lanch: You little bitch. You talk about me beating you is tainted? Hahaha thats funny yet your title victory was a bit tainted to. Did you pin me??? No you pinned Trent. So that comment goes both ways Steve you NEVER beat me, and you never will. I was the guy holding the title you know you wouldn't have beaten me so you go for the lowest guy on the food chain. So face it Steve you may be the Champion but you never beat the guy with the belt. So I don't consider you a Champion. Until you beat me and pin me 1 2 3 your nothing a nobody a peon to the Freak. So you can damn well bet when the time comes and you have to face me again just like the finals I will win and walk back out with the titles. One more thing. My victory may be tainted but at least I can say I pinned you for the win you can't say about me can you...didn't think so, sit down. Lanch: I am the best in the biz. The true most dominating man in XGWO. The guy who holds the titles couldn't even pin me and you know why? Well cause he knows he can't beat me. I am the guy who has nearly done it all. Hardcore Champion, IC, Champion and World Champion soon to be Tag Champ and soon to be a two time World Champ. Don't think I can't do it most didn't think I would win that belt in the firs place. Steve Johnson is a big pile of shit who doesn't have the guts to face me one on one cause I will beat him. I will destroy him. If your the Champion you say you are Steve put that belt on the line. If you do that maybe just maybe I won't send you to your grave. You know I can bet right now he is going to say somthing like...."you don't deserve a shot at my belt" or "You need to prove that you are worthy." This guy walks out and says he will be a defending Champion....prove it Steve give me a rematch......or you can run and hide but if you do that you will just die tired. You see Steve no matter where you go I am goign to find you and I am going to get MY belt back. You don't deserve to be the World Champion, oh and if the bitch gets in my way she will meet the same fate you got coming. (Lanch turns off the TV he reaches out on the table in front of him and grabs the XGWO magazine and reads about Semper Fi.) Lanch: Man what a waste. Semper you really are a major idiot you know that? I mean you do a dumb thing like leave your wife and kid at a wrestling event. You sould know by now that people do dumb things to get your attention and most go after Jenna now you bring your kid into the mix and you got instant chance to get face time on TV. You need to learn to leave the wifey at home. Its not like you need her there to watch your back you got the Super hero Argyle to keep an eye out on you. So next time do your self a favor keep Jenna and your kid at the hotel away from harm you jack ass..... (Lanch was about to finish and the phone rings. He gets up and walks over and grabs the cordless phone. He clicks it on.) Lanch: Hello... Woman: Hi Mr Lanch. This Sherry from the XGWO offices. Lanch: What do you want? Sherry: Well I thought this would be some intrest to you. Some one who I guess is a friend of yours has gotten a contract in XGWO. Lanch: Who??? Sherry: A man named Insomniac. Lanch: Insom? Insom has joined the XGWO....hehehe...cool. Ok thanks Sherry. Sherry: Your welcome sir. (Lanch clicks the phone off and tosses it on the couch. He looks pretty happy.) Lanch: Insom you old bastard heheh. You joined XGWO? I heard somthing about it but I thought it was just bs. I heard you caused some trouble down on the office. Man so it was you pulling out the shit and knocking some security guards around damn man. I figured you would have called or somthing and told me. Hmmmm well I hope we can get in touch and see whats going on. (Lanch goes to the fridge and gets out another beer he opens it and takes a big drink.) Lanch: Man I can't wait for this card. You know being the new Ring Lord is kind of cool it means I truly am the best in the biz I have already held the World Title. I will get that again soon. Right now I want to concentrate on those tag titles. You see Jake and I have got the skill to make your lives a living hell....but its not just you. Guys like Steve Johnson he makes his threats but he can't back them up he doesn't have the guts. I mean I have tossed my partner out of a helicopter....what do you think I will do to a guy who I truly hate? I may just kill him....rip his head right off his shoulders for all you know. You see Semper and Argyle don't stand a chance of beating Jake and I. You see with his Iron Fist and me Choke Bombing the hell out of you there is no way you will get up and think that you will walk out with the tag straps. I am confident in saying we are already the new tag Champs. You will know why I say fear this. Every man in the back knows not to get in my way. Hell that was proven at the PPV when Steve didn;t have the guts to pin me. I know I have dragged that on, but hey its to easy the bitch can't handle the Hardcore Freak until he beats me he gets no respect. So just remember Steve you can threaten us all you want but you can't stop both of us your not that good. Semper and Argyle couldn't beat us even with your help any way so you better stay out of it cause if you don't Well lets just say you will no longer walk down the ramp you will be rolled out. FEAR THIS!!! |
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