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( 3:00pm in Chicago here at Avalanch's house we see Lanch sitting there on the couch. just getting done watching the Edison marathon, Not to mention seeing the new comments for Trent and finaly hearing for Shasta. Lanch looks at them all and kind of snickers. Lanch sits there with a pair of Chicago Bulls basket ball shorts and a Jordan Jersey on. Lanch then turns the TV on and then turns the stereo on and soon Lanch gets up.)

Lanch: H to izzo V to the izza for shizil my nizzil used to dribble down in v.a. H to the izzo V to the izza that the anthem get your damn hands up!! Yea love that new song Jigga Rockafella Yeeeeaaaaa!!! Now you know I am out here relaxin decieded to take a break from the workout. I have been bustin my ass getting near perfect shape. I have to be the best built 350lbs guy in XGWO. Hell look at these abs and these arms they are bigger then Trents waist....course look at the guy he is 50 lbs soaking wet. You know Trent you talk a big game you come out steal my belt. Like you own it.....and for Steve...if you didn't attention in my last promo let me quote somthing to your from it. "The belt don't mean shit to me no matter what when I come to that ring I will be called XGWO World Champion". Now Trent it allright if you want to steal my belt. Its ok if you want to be a cocky bastard and think that you got the match won thats your thing, but until you get in that ring you better realise that your going to get the ass kicking of a freakin life time. I will hurt you Trent. I have said this all before but you just don't seem to get it. You and Steve and Edison have this notoion that I don't care.....about being Champion. If I did't care would I even be here talking to your monkey ass's hell no of course not. I would be out getting chicks giveing your ol' lady a smoke on my peace pipe. I would not be standing here talking about kicking your ass. So you wanna bring it then do so....if not shut your mouth.

(Lanch gets up goes into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of water. He opens it and takes a drink. He then walks into the living room and sets down in his chair. He turns on the tape of Steve interview. He begins to watch it. He watchs as Steve runs his mouth about how Lanch whines and cries about being a target. Lanch shakes his head.)

Lanch: Steve....you know your just about this close to not just getting beat but being retired. You know I talked about being a target and all that not to whine not to bitch....but to inform. You think its easy to come to ring week after week and get beatin on and win match after match....its not that simple....if you think so....you will never be Champion. You will be stuck as IC Champion cause you will never deserve to be World Champ. Steve at Ring Lord I am going to make a big example out of you. You see your cockiness is what is going to send you to the ER. You talk about me not having respect for the title well you don't have any either. You see I am the guy you have to beat to be Champion I am the guy you have to take out to be Champion....can you do that? No you can't and do you know why? Its simple....I am the Hardcore Freak and your not. I am going to hurt you Steve. The Choke Bomb its waiting to claim another victim....its taken many win for me. You will be another that is on the chopping block can you feel the ax Steve....can you feel it just about to take your head. At Ring Lord punk thats exactly what I plan to do. I am going to take your head right of your damn shoulders. I will not stop till you can't get up. I will keep on beating you until the only thing you can remeber is the size of my boot when it enters your anal cavity. So you see Steve I am quite serious about winning this match....not only because I want to stay XGWO World Champion but also because I want show every one that I am the Hardcore Freak that I am the best in the biz and that I am the best damn XGWO Champ ther ever was or will be.

(Lanch gets up and stands there for a second. He thinks then he looks back at the camera.)

Lanch: I forgot somthing.....AD you better not get Tristin hurt or you will do more then piss your self you understand? Now lets go out to the garage.

(Lanch walks out to the garage he goes over to a red Bently. He goes and stand by it.)

Lanch: Look at this....I just got this yesterday. Isn't it sweet. Oh man its great. Gots the playstation2 in it. Major bumpin system. Nice ride. I am going take it for a drive c'mon get in.

(Lanch gets in the car and they drive off. Soon Lanch turns on the stereo soon Mudvayne comes on. The loud agressive bass play Ryknow can be heard loud and clear. Lanch bangs his head. He turns the corner and looks around Chi Town.)

Lanch: I love this town. Now lets adress Edison....or should I call you Dracula....or Batman. I mean defender of the night....what the hell is that? You know you have got a big mouth you can beat up all the drunk hicks you want Edison...you can cast as many spells you want....thats not going to get the job done. You see boy I am going to take you to the learning tree. You are going to learn that messing with Avalanch should not even come into your head. I mean I may not have my belt....but I am still the XGWO World Champion and you can't take that away. You wanna come out and start saying your from the darkside go right ahead. I have a buddy in another fed...no need to say his name but he is alot like you. Well ok maybe not he is a bit more sadistic then you not to mention he is a little more real with himself. So Edison you are the one that thinks he can take me out....well take a number....there are alot of guys sayin the same shit but not one of you...NOT ONE can back it up. You think that just because you talk about despair and death and detruction and mayhem and anarchy you think that makes me scared....hell you are a generic version of Hornet is what you are. Hell at least he makes it more real. You wanna play with the Freak then come to Ring Lord walk down that asile get in that ring and get you some punk, cause trust me I am goign to dig in real deep and I am goin to rip out some juggular veins and some intestins and I plan on breaking bodies including yours. I will do what I have done in the past and that is make a real big impact and win the match and remain the XGWO World Champion. So....bring it kid.....bring it all.

(Avalanch cruises around and looks at some of the poeple walking around some girls notice him and he waves. He rolls down to Club Hellfire. He goes and park his car. He gets out and goes inside looks around people are dancing some are playing pool in the back. Lanch walks back there he shakes a few of the guys hands. He sits down and orders himself a beer. Soon it gets here. Lanch takes a sip. As he sits there he thinks about the PPV and how he could either make it or break it. He thinks to himself if he doesn't win the Ring Lord Comp he will make sure that he will reamain the XGWO World Champion)

Lanch: You know all this time I have been Champion nothing has pissed me off more then you Trent. I mean you did one of the most stupid things you could ever do. You took my belt, you took my property. You see you have no right to wear that belt cause you never beat me for it, but thats ok you keep that belt you make sure its looking real nice so when I get to Ring Lord and kick your ass the belt will be looking good to take it home with me and put it back on the mantle. So that I can look at it and make sure the world knows who is the best in the biz and every knows that me the Hardcore Freak Avalanch. The most awsome heavy weight champion to ever step in XGWO. Trent I don't know how many times I will say this , but I am going to beat the hell out of you. I am going to make you so famous that they won't be bale to say Trent Hunter without thinking "wasn't he the guy who got his ass handed to him".