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(New York and its about 5:00pm. Avalanch sits and waits for the day when he will try to do the single most important task in his whole career. That is win Ring Lord and remain XGWO Champion. We all no that he has a toughg road ahead. The Ring Lord comp. he has to deal with Shasta not to mention every one else if he get byt. Then he has to go into the main even. Taking on Trent, Steve, and Edison. All this just to show the World why he is called the best in the biz. Avalanch is in his hotel room wearing a pair of jeans and a Avalanch jersey. He is drinking a bottle of water listening to both Trents and Steve Promo's. All the while he is just kinda of smirking at some and getting angry at most. He watchs the Trent promo with pure ange yet in some way he kind of thinks its funny. During the Steve promo he just looks plain mad. Watching Steve he is reminded of the chair shot. He rubs his back then turns.)

Lanch: Well....here it is a week before the PPV, and I am here without my belt. Trent stole it from and realy.....I am surprised you didn't do it sooner. You knew for a fact that you couldn't beat me the last 2 times we faced each other. Both times I left you layin....both times I stood there laughing. Well now I am not laughin. You see you have somthing of mine. Its big has World Champion writtin on and on the bottom it says Avalanch. You run your mouth about how you think that it will be yours any so you just get a head start wearing it. Well let me tell you somthing you snot nosed little bitch. As long as I breath and as long as you or any of those other jackass's don't pin me. I will be Champion with or with out the belt. Either way I am goign to refered as XGWO World Champion. The belt means nothing it just puts the period in the sentence. I am the one who rules XGWO....I am the one who has turned this fed upside down. I out XGWO on the mat....and you just want to ride my coat tails. Well you know what....its going to be a real bumpy ride.

(Lanch then gets up goes and puts in some video. He watches his cage match with Trent. He looks at all the pain and punishment he him through. He watches as all hell breaks loose and Trent runs off with the belt. Lanch then watchs the chair shot. Over and over as it is played. He then just looks up like he is going to kill somthing.)

Lanch: Steve.....Johnson. A coward of a man. A guy who claims to be "smart". Well tell me Steve how smart do think that was. How smart will you think it was when I take that same chair and I REPEDADLY BASH YOU OVER THE DAMED SKULL WITH IT TILL YOU ARE FUCKING BRAIN DEAD!!!! You claim to be better then me technical wise and mental wise. Technical.....maybe. Mental wise....punk your a mental midget. You see a smart man would have made sure I don't get up so that when I come to that ring pissed off and ready to destroy that tey won't be come a blood stain on the mat. A smart man would have taken me out and left there so that I would forfeit the match and the belt would be vacant, but lets face it "Real Heel" your not that smart. You see what it all boils down to is that I am going to hurt you. I am going to tear your insides all up. I am going to make you bleed. Your not going to be the same....and you know what....just think you have a chance of making to the finals....so do I. Then I will beat you up and down through that match, then I will do it some more in the main event. You see Steve. You have to be an idiot to make this Freak mad. You have to be an untter MORON to piss me off. You have to be fucking retarded if you actualy think that I won't stomp you into the ground. Just like Trent.....your going to be my BITCH!!!

(Avalanch is like a man possesed every one knows that when you make this man angry his pursuit is unending. He has proved himself in the ring time in and time out. Lanch begins to pace the floor.)

Lanch: You know its kind of ironic. I started Carange then Jason get a big ego and kicks me out of my own group. You see I have made some other friends in this buisness. Maybe it would be a good time to call them. You see....I have my own plans. You know as I stand here and I think about what I have done in XGWO. What I have done to make an impact....and so far none of you lightweights can even do half of what I have done. I mean Trent had to steal a belt to make himself feel like a Champion. Steve had to hit me with a chair instead of look me in the eye like a man. Edison has been climben Jason's pole to get where he is at. You know at Ring Lord Avalanch is going to make the single most biggest impact in the history of XGWO. You guys have only seen a portion of what I can do. I have things moves and skills in the ring that you have no seen yet, and why have I waited. I figured this would be the time to show you the rest of what I can do in that ring. I mean to be the World Champion is one thing and that title has been with me or quite some time. Every one that has gotten in my way through out the process has learned not to tangle with me. I have put people out of this buisness. I will do the same to any one else that thinks they can just walk up to me and think that they can beat me. You see Edison....you will have to earn this win. You have not payed your dues to get where you are at. I started at the bottom working my way through hardcore matchs. Getting hit with a chair was just a day at the office for me. Now how the hell did you get here. What in God's name did you do to get where you are at. I mean who have you beat that comes close to being a World Champion? All of a sudden you get rewarded for being what faithful to XGWO. All I know is boy when you come to Ring Lord.....weather you win or lose you walk out a man. You will look at things alot different. You will wonder should have I done it this way or maybe I shouldn't have said this or that. Every thing that you know you will question, cause every thing yuo know will be put to the test. You will have to get in that ring and look me in the eye and think to your self can I realy win? Then things are goign to happen and alot of it will deal with you getting your ass kicked by the Hardcore Freak.

(Avalanch is still pacing the floor.....soon a Wolf pic comes up and soon we see another Trent Hunter promo. He talks about smacking a bartender around. The he goes on to talk about Lanch...about him being quiet.....quiet? Hmmmm when is Lanch ever quiet. Lanch stops and listens to him running his mouth about how he should pace himself. Lanch kinda has a smirk on his face. He takes a sip of his water. The he paces the floor some more.)

Lanch:Trent you are really pissing me off. You think that just because I have not jumped down your throar right when you open your mouth I am being quiet? You need to learn somthing. First thing is don't think you have won just because I am in a match prior to ours. You may think that it will wear me down....but you see I am the Hardcore Freak. The best in biz. No matter what kind of match I am in I am coming out just to kick your ass. Hell for all you know...I may throw the ring Lord tourney out the window. Who's to say I won't get myself DQ'd so I can stay fresh? Who is to say that I won't just win the damed thing then come out and beat the shit out of you. You see Trent, you can't beat me....I have proven that. The only way you have the slightest chance of winning is prying to God that I come to that ring wiped out....to bad thats not going to happen. You see I will win Ring Lord then I will go into the main event taking your 32lbs head and driving it into the mat. Trent don't you know that I am goign to shove the biggest peice of hell right into your ass? I mean your goign to have 3rd degree burns from the heat I am bringin. I am the World Champion. The man who stands on the top of the XGWO mountain, and you think that I am just going to fall off or get knocked off? Not in this life time pal. You see you keep forgetting that I am soooo much better then you. Not just in the ring but every thing. You see your a lightweight punk who has got a heavyweight mouth. I plan on shutting that mouth for GOOD!! You say I am having trouble sleeping like I am having nightmares about you beating me....but if I were haveing dreams like that...just remember they are just nightmares....its nothing true about them. You see when I wake every thing will be normal I will still be Champion. Now the facts are coming soon. Those truths will be that when I step into the ring. You are going to be the most injured person of the match. So I hope you got a hospital bed in reserve cause trust me you'll need it. I mean you will have broken this a broken that....but most importantly you will only be able to eat food that has been blended into a liquid, cause you see I plan on breaking your jaw. Then your hands....the both arms you see I am working my way down to your knees and feet. I will save that stack of dimes you call a neck for last. You will be in more pain then anyone I have faced. I am going to blast you with a chair harder then Sammy Sosa or Big Mac ever thought of hitting a baseball. You see I am going to hit a home run using your damed head. You won'e be able to walk. Thats right Trent....I am goign to break you. You will be paralyzed. Forever confined to a wheel chair. Eating liquified food. You whole spine will be in so many peices that no Dr. will ever beable to put it back together. Your career will be nothing but a far and distant memory the only thing you will ever remeber is the pain of messing with an Avalanch.

(Soon Lanch stops pacing he then grabes his shades goes out and of his room and calls for his bike. Soon a valet brings it and he gets on it and rides off. He is heading down the highway heading for Manhaten. Soon he gets there. Looking up and down the streets. Watching the people some of them are whores others are just people trying to look for a place to have some fun. Soon Lanch pulls up to a club. He parks his silver and black Harley and goes in. Once inside you see wall to wall people dancing and having a good time. Lanch heads for the V.I.P. area. Once in there he see's a few celebs. He notices Carman Electra dancing doing her thing. Over on the other side he see's a man just talking and laughing with some people...soon you notice it is Method Man. He see's Lanch and waves. Lanch waves back and he goes to his seat and sits down. He orders a Bud. Soon the waitress brings it to him. He takes a sip and looks around. Soon J.Lo "Im Real" comes on and even more people hit the floor. Lanch just kinda of bounces his head to the rythem of the song. Soon he notices somthing.....its his cell phone. He pulls it out.

Lanch: Hello....

Person: Hey man its Wally.

Lanch: Oh hey man....hows it going?

Wally: Well dude...its ok here at the home front. You sound stressed.

Lanch: Yea well....its not easy being the guy with the huge target on your back. Every one wants my title. Every one wants to try and see if they can make a name for themselves by taking out The Freak, but I tell ya Wally its not going to happen man. Trent Edison and Steve...all of them they are not going to beat me...I won't let them. They will have to kill me to take me out. I will take one of them with if I go down. I am going to play it like Sampson.....they got me they cut my hair...and tied me to the pillers soon once more ounce of strength and I am going to bring the whole place down. Every one will be taken out. The body count is goign to be real high Wally.

Wally: Dude...your cracken. All the pressure from the Ring Lord Tourney and the main event its making you snap. Not to mention Trent taking you belt but dude you have to stay like in total control man. You can't be flipping out.

Lanch: Why not? I mean it will make me more inclined to win...I will be so busy tearing every one apart. All will fall at my hands. I will take them and smash them. Then I will take all 3 pile them on top of each other and pin them all. I will walk out the World Champion. I will make them all pay. I will show them why they call me The Hardcore Freak. I plan on taking this to a whole new level. Steve Johson thinks he has raised the bar. Well I plan on taking that bar and bending it around The Real Heel and then taking and shoving it up his ASS!!! He thinks he is so profound and so great. Well he has not seen greatness at work....he got to be somthing by working with me now he thinks he is the big shot. Steve is going to get himself hurt Wally. He is goign to bleed so much that a mobile blood bank will have to be on hand just to get him consious.

Wally: You sound like yuor going to kill them or somthing.

Lanch: No....but I am going to bring them as close to death as I can get. Look man I have to go I have beer to drink.

Wally: Ok man...talk to later...take it easy.

(Lanch hangs up the phone and puts it back in his pocket. He begins to drink his beer. He sits there and thinks about what he has to do even before getting to the main event. Ring Lord a tourney that will make careers or cement a established career for life. Lanch takes another sip then looks up.)

Lanch: You know its wierd to know that not only do I have to defend my World Title but also deal with the tourney. Which brings me to you Shasta. You know I have never faced you before....but I know you re not near the level of pure intensity I have. Do you realise that you have to get in the ring with a man that is on the verge of a total psycotic explsion. You get to deal with a volcano of pure power. I am ready to do the damage I am ready to make you an inocent victim of wrong place wrong time. You see I am already on a man hunt for taking out Edison and Trent and Steve....yuo are just a guy out there wanting to make that name for yourself...from what I heard your a good guy and a great wrestler you also can be a violent man when need be. Too bad that I am bigger...and alot more violent. So this goes out to you...just stay out of my way...you don;t have to be the first casulty.

(Avalanch finishes his beer and orders another. He gets it and begins to drink it. He sets the bottle down. Just sits there for a few mins. Soon he looks up again.)

Lanch: You know I have been here for a year and in that year I have done more then any XGWO superstar here. I have made it from the trenches to the penthouse suit. From busses to private jets. I have done it all in a short time and you guys think that you can end it with ease....do you think that I will lay down you for you? Edison....do you think I wil lay down for YOU??? Hell no. I will get up and smack you around like your my ho. I will make you into a damed pretzel. You will have no choice but to either retire or forever stay out of my way. I am going to be the most destructive man in that match. Sure I know it will take every thing I have to take Ring Lord then keep my title....but you see thats what its all about...passing fuck that breaking every limitation that comes in your way. No I haven't had to do this much in PPV before....but it doesn't matter I will pass it all I will make it through both Ring Lord and the main event to remain the XGWO World Champion. So when all the smoke clears and all the blood on the mat dries...I will be the one standing in the middle of the ring holding my belt high above my head while the rest of you go back to the locker room or to the ER dreaming of what might have been. So....Ring Lord....my all will be out on the table.....will yours? Fear This.