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( Its 1pm and Lanch is on a plane to Boston while Tristin and Wally hold down the fort in Chi Town. Lanch is sitting in a room on the plane that is just about the size of a apartment living room. He has a flat screen TV with a PS2 and DVD and a stereo. Lanch is sitting down on the couch and soon. A promo with Trent Hunter comes on. Lanch listens as Trent calls him Tristin and Wally a bunch of 2 yr olds and that they are the true homo's. Lanch kinda a laughs at his remarks. He continues to listen to him rant and rave about how Lanch has had the belt for long enough and that he should back to let some one new take the belt. After that remark Lanch busts out laughing.)

Lanch: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn boy!!! Do you hear yourself? I mean you think I should just give the belt to Jason and let him give it to you. Are you smoking that cheap bath tub crank again? I mean you won't ever....EVER get this belt from unless you either beat me or kill me, and you know what I don't think you can do either. Now Trent you say that the only thing I said about you was that you and Jason are playing pin cock on the asshole. Well sure I said that but I also that you are a big whiny BITCH!!! Why? Well for the fact that you keep saying the same thing. I have had the belt long enough it shuold be mine, when is it going to be my turn to play Champion. Well Trent your time is not here and as long as I am here your time will never come. You see Trent like you said I beat every one that has come into my ring. Now that is what makes me the holder of this.....(pulls out the XGWO Title) you see Trent this belongs to me. I am the XGWO Champion. I am the best in the biz and I have proven time and time again. Why I am the Hardcore Freak. Why I am the biggest baddest Motha Trucka on the block. You can't hang with the Freak boy. You are the one who needs not show up, unless of course you want me to slap the wolf off your ass and hand it back to ya. I have gone through all the big names. Semper Fi, Hornet, Storm, Jake Justice. Even some goof named Hash Blade. I have done it all. You your just some lightweight chump who doesn't have a clue as to what he is getting into. How many times will it take for you to get that through your thick skull. Hell I beat your ass once already I have no quams about making it 2 times.

(Lanch begins to sing)

Lanch: 1...2....3 times and ass kicking fooooorrr yoooooouuuu! Hahahaha.

(Lanch goes to the fridge and grabs him self a bottle of water. The he sets down picks up his belt looks at his reflection in. He just smiles.)

Lanch: Now Trent....you called Me Tristin and Wally the true pole smokers. Trent your problem is that you don't know the difference between friends and lovers. I mean you and Jason...your not lovers....your fuck buddies. Me and boys are buds. We drink together. Help each other out with a line to a chick....speaking of that. You know....if your not gay....I suggest you become one because your game with the ladies well put it this way you are like a vacum cleaner all suck and no blow...why cause you just SUCK!!! I mean hell at least I can go to a bar in any state in any part of the world and I will leave with somthing cute and a nice pair of jubblys to use as morning pillows. While you on the other hand strike out on the classifieds. Now my only advice is get the one's that are getting out of prison they take any thing with set of balls and worm. I mean hell its going to be the only peice of pie you will get in your life time. Now lets talk about our match. Hell in a Cell one of THE MOST dangerous matches in the wrestling industry. lets face in this match people are going to bleed. Pain will be doubled and I will get to be the ass kicker in that match. You are not going to get the chance to even hurt me cause I will beat the hell out of you and you will be my bitch....wait YOU ALREADY ARE!!! You are my ho.....since that last match your nothing. I left you laying like a 2 dollar hooker who just got done pulling train for the last 4 hours. I know you are dreaming you can beat me but you better wake yourself up and say your sorry for thinking that way cause it won't happen.

(Phone rings........ Lanch pulls his cell phone out of his pocket.)

Lanch: Hello?

Tristin: Hey man....

Lanch: Hey whats going on?

Tristin: Not much...just got done with my workout. Ran 8 miles....Wally ran about 5 and half.

Lanch: Thats good at least he is getting there. I will probably start mine once I am in Boston. I got a bit of training to do. Although preparing for this match is a bit different.

Tristin: Yea I mean you have to have endurance not to mention being able to take pain...but that is what you do. Trent is not going to be having a good day. So has the evil dick-tater called you?

Lanch: Hell no!! Good thing to cause I would so get this plane gassed back up and fly there and beat his ass. Man I tell you.....Trents life is going to be turned upside down at AZ. He sits there and runs his mouth about how he should be champ and all that. Hell he is lucky I am not a lightweight or I would take his belt along with kicking his ass.

Tristin: Hahaha!! Yea that would be funny man. That dork face will look like grated cheese after your done with him. Well man I have to go....Wally is raiding the fridge....

Lanch: If he drinks my beer I will kill him.

Tristin: (yells) WALLY GET OUT OF THE BEER DUMBASS!!!

(Background) wally: what?? I just wanted one.

Lanch: Well I am out here....I should be landing any second. So talk to you when I get back.....bye (click)

Lanch: Hmmmm those boys are nuts. Now Trent....I remember somthing else you said about being a role model. You said all I do is drink beer....thats not true sure I like my beer but that is not the only thing I like. I like Jim Bean....Jack Daniels.....and some times Vodka. Now also...lets look at you. I mean your a whiny no chick getting bitch. Who would want to be like you. I mean sure I drink but at least I do it cause I feel like it not because I am depressed. Now.....beer time is reserved for special ocasions like when I beat you tommorow.....that is a beer. Now Trent....like I said before...you can say what you want and do whatever you want.....but until you get this belt your nothing but a usless peice of shit.

( Soon a light comes on and Lanch buckles his seat belt. We wait for a few seconds then screeeeeeeeeeech!!! The plane stops. Soon Lanch gets out of the plane while baggage people get his luggage. Lanch has his duffle bag which has his training cloths in there and the XGWO Champion ship belt. Soon he gets out front of the air port where a Limo is waiting for him. He gets in and tells the driver to take him to Golds Gym.)

Lanch: Hmmm lets see if they got the stuff I wanted in here.

(Lanch opens up a cooler and see's a 12 pack of budwieser long necks. Looks at the CD collection....all his favs are there. Now he turns on the DVD and watchs some XGWO tapes on Trent.)

Lanch: Now lets talk about Jason. The man who isn't so bright. You know Jason its easy to be a cock bite. I mean hell you did the same thing to Hornet.....then you took me on. Now you turn on me. Only there is a big difference between me and Hornet for one I am better then him for 2...I could kill you any time I want. I am just biding my time waiting for you to slip up and screw your self. Then out of no where BAM!!! You on your back quicker then your wife after a whiskey binge.

(Soon the limo pulls up to the gym. Lanch gets out and tell the driver to be back in a few hours. The limo pulls off and Lanch walks. He goes up and see one of the trainers at the desk signing people in.)

Woman: Hellp sir how can I help?

Lanch: Yea I am on the list. Avalanch.

(She looks at the clip board and then looks up at him.)

Woman: Uh yes sir here is your locker key.

Lanch: Thanks.

(Lanch goes into the locker room soon he see's Lou Ferrigno standing there.)

Lanch: Well if isn't the Hulk himself. Hows it going man?

Lou: I am doing good man. I am training for the MR. Universe compitition. Got to get a good build going on.

Lanch: Yea...its getting harder for me to get my workouts in. I mean with all the signings and pr its hard to get a real good solid traing session in.

Lou: Yea....but your in great shape. I mean 7ft...what abuot 300lbs?

Lanch: 350 to be exact.

Lou: Damn...your huge. I see why alot of the guys in XGWO are afraid of you. Thats alot of power....you can put a hurting on some one real quick. So did you catch the Worlds yesterday?

Lanch: Nah....I was out on the road doing a couple of house shows. So did you just get here or are yuo taking off?

Lou: Just got here wanna spot?

Lanch: Sure what the hell. Rather talk to some one when I am training any way

(Lanch and Lou walk out ready to hit the weights the first thing they do is start streching. Soon its on to the isolation curls. Lou and Lanch grabs the weights. Lou puts on about 140 while Lanch puts on about 125.)

Lou: So I heard about you having a match with Trent Hunter. Wasn't he your friend?

Lanch: Yea but they guy went stupid and sided with Jason. Trent will learn his lesson soon enough. I will put a huge hurting on him. He doesn't stand a chance. The one thing that has drived me nuts is that fact that he is such a whine bag. I have never seen some one openly complain that much. I know Jason....he won'e be able to stand that much longer. He will put Trent back with the jobbers where he belongs.

Lou: That bad huh? Well its probably tough. I mean I lift weights for a living you kick people's ass for a living. That has to get rough. I mean 250 days a year thats alot of pounding.

Lanch: Yea it gets rough at times but you get used to it. I mean hell I love my job. I mean I get to go out in front of 15 or 20 thousand people not to mention the million watching on TV and beat the hell out the guy thats in the ring across from me. I mean you got a problem with me. You step in the ring my home. Not in the parking lot not out a club not out for drinks. You deal with me in my home my ring where I rule every thing. I mean I am the best in biz people have known that for a while.

Lou: Yea I know how that is....I perform in front of thousands of people....and the millions on TV. I am out there showing them that I have one of the best bodies in Pro Body Building. I go and get critiqued on what shape I am in. How this mucle looks compared to other 30. Its not an easy thing to do.

(Lanch puts down his set and so does Lou. The are finished they switch it up and do tricep curls. Lanch sets his weights and puts on about 150. Lou stacks 180 on that dumb bell.)

Lanch: Now once I get rid of Trent. Then I move on to the PPV where I will have to deal with Edison and The Real Heel. Now these two guys are new blood in the World Titles scene. I mean Steve is the IC Champion he has the gold that is next best to the title I have. That title I have held it before its a nice title. That is what helped me get to the World Title. Now he is going to come in and see if he can knock me off the mountain. I got to tell you Steve. I just don;t see it happening. I mean your good you have all the skills, but I am on that level....where nothing or nobody can touch me. I am at the pinicle of greatness. I have it all. When you get in that ring with me and your standing there wondering if you will walk out XGWO Champion. Then all of a sudden reality hits and you are getting your ass whipped by the greatest World Champion in XGWO history! I mean what are you going to do Steve. I have all the cards you have one shot at greatness. ONE SHOT at being considered the best in the biz. All you have to do is pin me.......but can you do that....we will see won't we.

Lou: Damn Lanch....you can scare the hell out of people talking that way.

Lanch: That is the job. Now onto Edison....the new guy. A man that has been making great strides beatin ass like it was going out of style. Now you all of a sudden get the chance to step into the ring with the Hardcore Freak. You like Steve get that shot at greatness. The thing I am trying to figure out is....how the hell did you even get in this match? I mean here you are a rookie in XGWO you wrestle a few matchs then you get to be in the same ring with me? Who's pole you been climbin to get that spot? The only thing I got to say is this.....what it all comes down to....Trent, Steve, Edison....all of you will stare death in the eye.....and you will all FEAR THIS!!!