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( We are in Chi Town were we see Avalanch Tristin and Wally all sitting on the couch. Wally is playin PS2 while Tristin is resting from the injury he suffered at AZ. Lanch is sitting there he has the World Title sitting on the coffee table. He is drinking a Pepsi checking out some of Trents comments on a local radio station. Lanch just smirks and laughs. Lanch then turns and faces the camera.)

Lanch: Boy Trent....you really are a big pile of dumb shit. You think I left cause of the fact yuo think I couldn't pin you? HAHAHAHA!! You jackass. I left you layin in the middle of the ring without pinning you to show you just how close I came from ending your little career. You better realise a few things. First off....don't think that I am scared of you...it makes you look stupid second you will never be the World Champ and why? Cause I am and it will take alot more then you to beat me. Course what do you know that was proven at our match wasn't it? I mean there you have it Jason playing the ref making it look like he didn't give a shit who won. Then out of know where BAM!!! I get hit in the head with a chair while your dumbass climbs to the topto finish me off. Well guess what shit for brains? I am still here and I still have the belt. Now the fun part comes in.....this week I have to face you again...but this time its in a Hell in a Cell match. Now you say its to keep me from running from you? Hahaha!! Boy Trent you were always good for a laugh. Hell when I was going up that ramp you were in some other world. If you wanted me that badly why didn't you pull a Lazarus and raise up and give chase? Well let me think for second I know why you were to busy having a near death experience. I bet you had to watch the rest of that match on video. Then through most of your litte interview you are bitching and moaning about (in a whiny voice) "Thats my belt its should be mine....you left wha wha wah) Jeez man go and get back on the tit milk would ya. Hell you wanna know a great reason why you won't be a World Champion do you think those people out there want a Champion that acts like he hasn't had a nap? Hell no!! You belong with the daycare group Trent. You are not in my league........hell you couldn't even carry my jock!! Now when we get into that cell there will be no running...oh no there will be alot of your face hitting the cage wall and there will be alot of me kicking your ass, and there will be alot of me making you look like the idiot I know you are. So I hope you didn't do anything stupid and cash out those life insurance policy's cause "Lone Mut" you will need them.

(Lanch gets up and grabs another Pepsi from the fridge. Tristin finaly gets up looking pretty sore.)

Tristin: Damn dude.....I feel like shit.

Wally: Yea and you look like it to hehehehe.

Tristin: Dude not funny. I mean you got hit too but not as bad as I did. That asshole Trent better watch out cause next time I will coclock him right in the dome. Then I am going to take my nuts jiggle them in his face and feed him a big fat wad of man goo.

Wally: Awww man that is sick. What the hell are saying?

Tristin: I am saying that I could kick his ass thats what I am saying. Then that butt pirate Jason...man I hope Lanch beats him sencless.

(Lanch walks in)

Lanch: Your not looking so good Tristin. He got you pretty good.

Tristin: Tell me about it. I mean Trent and Jason are majorly a nice couple. The fit like a glove.

Wally: Yea I bet he Jason gets alot of Trents man goo all the time.

Tristin: HAHAHA!! Yea I bet he does. I mean he is a wolf and it hold alot of protien keeps his coat shiny.

Lanch: Boy you guys are getting kind of mean on them aren't ya? Wait no your not I bet they are bumpin worms. I mean hell the only way he could have gotten my job is if smoked his way to the top. At least when I made the choise to run with Jason I didn't get any skuff marks on my knee's I joined him cause he knew I would be the only one that could bail him out when guys like Semper and Hornet were after him. Now what does he have some little lightweight. Jason has a bigger build then Trent. Now as far as Jason goes. He will get what is coming to him he will be locked up in hospital for a month after I get done with him. Jason...you know you made a big mistake going against me. Sure I don't give you head and I don't cook your breakfast but still. I did keep the big men from breaking your neck. Now I wish I would have then you would be out of my hair and in a casket where you belong. C'mon boys lets go for a cruise.

(Lanch and the boys go out into the garage. The look at all the cars and they decide to get into the red and black dodge Durango. They get in Tristin pops in a little Mudvayne and the take off. Soon on the road the heading to town.)

Lanch: So what are we doing.....going to the bar or to a club or movie somthing.

Tristin: Hmm club?

Wally: Buns 'n Stuff?

Lanch: What the hell is that?

Wally: Hehehe Strip club? What? Its a club chicks getting naked it rules.

Lanch: True....on to the strip club.

Wally: So what do you think about the whole thing with Edison and Steve Johnson winning that match?

Lanch: Well in some ways its cool in other ways it sucks to be them. I mean face Trent will be cake walk. Getting to take on these 2 will be fun. It will be a real challenge, but in the end you know who is coming out with the belt?

Tristin: No who?

(Smacks him in head)

Lanch: Me dummy!

(Soon they pull up to the club. The get out and get to the door. There is a bouncer. He is big but not as big as Lanch. The get up there and he stops them.)

Bouncer: 20$ cover....hey your Avalanch the XGWO World Champ right?

Lanch: Yea thats me.

Bouncer: I am a big fan loved what you did to Trent Hunter. So what are you going to do to him this week?

Lanch: What did I do last week?

Bouncer: Kicked his ass.

Lanch: you just answered the question.

Bouncer: Well you and your friends can go on in. For you its on the house.

Lanch: Thanks man.

(Lanch, Tristin and Wally walk in. The place is dark with mainly black lights on lots of hooting men and some girls too. You see about 4 beautiful women up ther doing there thing on the pole. Lanch and the boys go and sit down and order some beers.)

Lanch: Damn this is nice. Hey didn't I see Racheal Justice on the wall-o-dancers over there?

Tristin: I woudn't doubt it. She can lap dance me any time hehehehe.

Wally; Yea he is a full on Tent maker. She can set my pole up hahaha.

Lanch: Damn you guys hahaha. You knoe Trent being in the ring with you sucks I mean your skills are lacking somthing....

Wally: Yea skills.

Lanch: HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh damn that was good. You know you can say whatever you want man. You can say I ran you can say I was scared but it all doesn't really matter. I mean the fact reamains who is standing here with the belt me or you.....well it isn't you now is it.

(Soon a woman dressed in leather walks up to Wally)

Girl: Hey hun....my name is Scarlet....you wanna dance.

Wally: Uh uh uh ummmm (drools)

Tristin: I think he said yes. Don't break him ok?

Scarlet: Hahaha. You are sooo cute. He came in a boy and he will leave a man.

Lanch: Hahahaha. Yea GO WALLY you stud you.

(Scarlet takes him by the hand and leads him to the vip room.)

Lanch: That boy will have wood for the next month.

Tristin: What do you expect the guy has never been with a woman ever. He puts it off as he has but come on the guy gets tongue tied just by talking to the maid.

Lanch: Yea thats true. I always wondered about that. Hmmm man its all fun here and stuff but I can't wait till AZ cause then I get to put a big hurting on Trent I mean last time I held back a little cause of the whole friends bit but now that that is out the damned window its all about making him suffer and about making him feel his own legs shoved up his ass. Well Tristin you going to go to the tip bar and cop you a feel or what?

Tristin: Yea I think I will have fun.

Lanch: Yea I will. Man I have been to these things so many times. Hanging out with some of the crew. Shooting the shit. Came to a few of these places with Xzbit and Fred Durst. Its all the same Tits and ass a whole bunch of it. Its all good though. Course for some guys they get carred away and then the bouncers do the job and carry them away haha. Now onto other things. Real Heel we were Stable mates but more then likely you are siding with Jason so that makes up enemy's and that means when I get to Ring Lord I am going to beat you damn ass. As far as Edison goes he will not even know what hit him he will feel more pain then he could ever expect.

(Soon Scarlet bring out Wally who is in a state of shock.)

Lanch: Damn girl I think he is vegitable.

Scarlet: Nah....he will snap out of it. I guess he couldn't handle it.

Lanch: Oviously....

Scarlet: Wow I know who you are....your Avalanch right?

Lanch: Yea thats me.

Scarlet: You have got to come with me and meet some of the other girls.

Lanch: Ok why not....

(Lanch checks out Wally he is still in a strange state. He just shakes his head and gets up and goes into the dressing room. Some of the women are geting dressed or still naked.)

Scarlet: Hey girls meet Avalanch.

(The girls look and see him standing there and the go to him he is shacking thier hands signing autographs. Some on bra's others on panty's. He gives a couple hugs others give him kiss on the cheek.)

Lanch: I love my job.

Scarlet: Alot of us watch every week. You are one of the favs. I mean you are one big hunk of grade A man meat.

(Lanch smiles and blushes a bit)

Lanch: Well thanks....hehehe. Maybe I can bring you out to a show sometime.

(The girls laugh and say it would be cool)

Lanch: Well its been a blast ladies but I need to get back out there I think my friend is drooling on the floor...or driping somthign worse ewwwww.

(Lanch goes out there and Wally is freaking out)

Wally: MAN!!! THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER....BOOBS IN MY FACE....IT RULED!!!

Lanch: Whoa buddy calm down. Sheesh. Well Trent....I got other things to do....so at AZ prepare to Fear This.